I thought that If I start writing some of my most common used C&F Lines, the other people will add up their own, which would be very cool, so we'll learn a bit from each other.

It's important to remember to capitalize on every situation that you can.

It's also important to remember that you can CREATE these situations.

Ok, let's roll to it...

* If she says something that can be related to sex, make fun of it.

She says: Let's do it/ Give it to me/ I want it so bad/ Do it for me/ Stick it in/ I want you to press against it/ Feel me right here/ I wanna do it

You respond: With a fake shock on your face, saying: You mean right here, right now? I'd rather if you take me out to eat first.


* If she happens to hit you, because you "accidentally" hit her or made fun of her

Say: OUCH! (Exxagerate) I hope you have a good lawyer Im suing you
She hits you again laughing
I'm suing you for sexual harrassment too.


* If she is walking and sees something she likes, or you say something and she says "How cute!!"

You say: I know I am, I try

She says: No, not you, that doggy/story/gift/etc

You say: Fine, Don't even expect me to be/look cute next time you see me.


* If she says something like Shut up/ Stop it/ Get away/ I don't like you/ No, I'm not paying for your dinner/ You take me out/ I'm broke/ etc

You say: You know what? We are breaking up

She may say either two things:

Oh no, please don't, I love you dearly.

If this is the case you say: "Oh yes, we are" "If you ever wanna get back with me, you should be rich by then"

Or she may say "We are not even together!!"

You say "That's just another reason to end it"



* You square up to her, make a fist playfully and say:

"What? You wanna fight?"

She says: Bring it on!/ Don't make me kick your ass/ etc

You say: Fine, we'll fight, so after that we can have make up sex/kiss/cuddling

She laughs

Just kidding, we don't need to fight to do that

Laughs even harder



* Wanna go to the movies/ dinner/ starbucks/ iceskating?

She says: Sure

You say: Cool, you pay

She says: No, you pay

You say: Oh no mizz, all my girlfriends pay for me

She says: well, I'm not your girlfriend, so how is that?

You say: We may pretend you're my girlfriend, but no, you can't kiss me



* Nice shoes/ shirt/ rings/ belt

You say: Stop flirting with me!



* In the moment where you're meeting her...

You say: You know, it's very few the times where you meet such a beautiful person

She says: Aww, thank you

You smile sarcastically and say: I was talking about me (with a lil tap on the shoulder)


* If you notice that she has the same phone as you, before she's seen yours, You say:

Can I see your phone really quick?

She gives it.

You say with a serious romantic voice: You know, since the moment I saw you, I knew you and I had something in common

She goes like "WTF" in her mind

Then you pull out your phone and say: The same phone.


* If she's short

Say, "Man, you're short"

She laughs, or get mad

You say "I usually date women taller than me"

She laughs or gets mad

You say "But, I'll make an exception this time, so feel special and loved"

She only laughs


* Whenever you guys are out to eat, order one big thing and one small thing (Specially drinks or starbucks)

Walk up to her or sit with her, and make it seem like you're giving her the big one, then cross your arm so you end up drinking the big one; like when your arms and her arms are crossed (Get it?) This is very cocky & funny, and great way to kino.


Well that's it for now

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Top Notch MAte, Nice post

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i remember my ex gf use to have small pinky fingers..i used to tell her it was a borderline birthdefect... if a girl has brown eyes.. you can tell them its the color of fruit..rotting fruit...that got me in a lot of trouble...still tho, my ultimate favorite line, that can be used as a default whenever a girl says anything bad about herself is (credit to dyd): "ya....i wasnt going to say anything..

i really have to learn to use cocky+funny in moderation. the other day i think i bordered on asshole lol. one thing i came up with (unless i subconsciously stole it) is FEEL's reintroduction. there was this girl i work with that i had talked witha time or two. when i saw her her again i told her i had forgotten her name (which is true) so i told her "to alleviate me of my guilt lets pretend like we don't know each other. then you'll introduce yourself to me and ask for my name". she plays along: "hi, my name is hb7...whats your name(extends hand)?". i said "i'm sorry i don't know you. you could be some creep". anyways i noticed that i get mixed reactions to C+F. the ideal scenario is the "your mean" and playful punch on the arm. later on this one girl had outright told me that i was making fun of her (i laughed at her name and told her, her country was made up). should i make it up and be "nice" or stay in character? i've recentlt told myself its better to be an asshole than a doormat.

My favourite reply to when ever a girl is fishing for compliments (which is a pet hate of mine, it reflects that they have low self esteem, and constantly need reassuring comments from us)... is, "what, are you trying to make me feel sorry for you?" or 'is this supposed to make me attracted to you? *wink*'

Oh, and Feel. Amen, to the "it is better to be an asshole, than a doormat", if that chick doesn't appreciate the humour, but remembers you for being an asshole, then it's working but you may need to tone down the cocky, and up the more funny side. To me the game, is all about leaving a girl with a substantial memory or impact upon their lives of who you are, whether it being positive or negative. (more often the positive impact of course )

Wasn't that what Jesus was trying to teach us?

Amen - last time I went out I told a girl my grand mother had curtains that looked like her dress...I didn't pick her up but it put a smile on my face.

my personal favorite is a line from the movie "the sure thing"...when an hb sets a date such as:
HB- "how about 7 o clock?"
PUA - "7 o clock...ohh I cant thats when I rearrange my sock drawer...make it 8"

somewhere along those lines its also a good hoop management

I like that one
I would probably say something like:
"7 o clock, are you kidding? That's blocked, I always something important to do at that time"
Like what?
"Sleep"
OMG You're a lazy butt
"You're just jealous"

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well speaking of cockto funny ratio, i admit i'm not the funniest guy. has anyone ready and would reccomend that book that david d suggested (something like secrets of comedy writing). i'm already an avid comedy enthusiast (if not nerd).

Try this i ´ve done it several times

"Soap Opera Time, Get a Life lol"

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-"I Can Bend Your Mind"- Sovnarkom

New one

Whenever youre talking to a girl that you just met, say

"Im actually looking for a friend, he is this tall (move your hands to point out he is really short), this wide (move your hands to point out he is really fat and wide) and has one eye and two noses"

They crack up, some girls say "Well, if that's the kinda friends you have"

Whatever you say

"I thought you two should meet"

HAHA why?

"You would make a great couple"

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Hey People This a Great One Really top notch i inveted i about 2 months ago though i did not wat to post it scince it had been field tested is a Cocky funny line + NEg try it, tell my what u think ROmeo7 ok? lol it goes like this.

Hb: Well, How Do i Look?
Sov: GReat REally; Do U know if i can still find that (Shirt/ blouse/Jeans/SHoes Whteva) At Walmart, Im Working With The SAlvation ARmy u know?

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Que le digo a la muerte, tantas veces llamada a mi lado,
que al cabo se ha vuelto mi hermana?

-"I Can Bend Your Mind"- Sovnarkom

This One i cma up Just Minutes Ago Its An improved C&F line:

Sov: Dont Hate me Because im cute, hate god for not making you as me

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que al cabo se ha vuelto mi hermana?

-"I Can Bend Your Mind"- Sovnarkom

Good post!

I got one. I know we're taught NEVER to buy a girl a drink. But we're also taught that there is an exception to every rule: if you have a direction you can take it in. Here's a direction to try:

"I hope you enjoy the only drink I'm going to buy you tonight and then again tomorrow morning as you're puking it up into the tub."