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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:55 pm 
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I don't know how many times I've found myself disappointed by this:

You pull what you think a HB8 or 9 or 10, only to discover that she has some pretty major physical flaws when you get her naked... Boobs are one particular area of contention for me: I really don't like big nipples and saggy/floppy boobs, and push-up bras can be very deceptive... Jeans also do a great job of hiding a fat ass, and that awful orange peel skin...

I trully wish there was a way to tell what a girl may look like naked...
Short of x-ray glasses, if you have any theories/particular methods on the subject, please feel free to share...


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:59 pm 
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Strange moles ruin it for me. Once I was kissing a girls back, about to get it on and then unexpectedly kissed this gross hairy creature! It ruined my life.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:06 pm 
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Strange moles ruin it for me. Once I was kissing a girls back, about to get it on and then unexpectedly kissed this gross hairy creature! It ruined my life.
urghhh... I feel your pain dude!


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:02 pm 
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I have one more thing to add.

Meat curtains!! I'm talking about those hangy vaginas with lots of excess lip skin. Those really gross me out. You know what I'm talking about? lol


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ugh, the list of physical abnormalities that have startled me once naked time occurs is a long one!

How about a couple of long hairs comimg from her nipple like tenticles?! I'm thinking, "Damn girl, pluck that shit"

Titty dissappointment is a common phycological trama in the PUA lifestyle. The bigger they are, the greater the risk. Same with asses. Sometimes when clothes come off, human flesh goes everywhere.

The only advice I can give about avoiding titty dissappointment is to inspect the cleavage beforehand. If it's full and rounded, your odds of saggy titty syndrome are lower. If they kind of fold over on themselves in the middle, she's a sufferer of STS. As far as I know, there are no outward signs to identify huge or misshapen nips....

But vagina dissappointment is, to me, the most traumatic. :cry:

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:32 pm 
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try picking up at the pool and beach. dramatically decreases the odds of last minute surprises.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:44 am 
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Most girls do definitely look different naked. Try this, fuck her with some clothing on. Like they do in porn.

Don't take off her shirt, just slide it above her breasts.
Keep her high heels on.
Keep her panty hose on.

Stuff like that helps imo.

If she's perfect, then it doesn't matter if she's completely naked or not. Probably naked with some heels would be sexiest.


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