Disclaimer: Don't come here to complain if you did get rejection using this opener since I guess that you could even get rejected by ultimate bitch while using this opener, but I sure think it's gold!
That being said,
Hello guys, this week, I just found out about what might be the best opener ever discovered by human. Nothing less
Maybe some of you guys already know, but I went to Hawaii this winter and I learned a ton of stuff about Hawaiien culture.
Here's the story: Hundreds of years ago, when the Ancient Hawaiien were living on on their island separated from the rest of the world, the kings created a magical * word. The word, Aloha, was used to welcome anyone and to start a conversation.
Okay Okay, I'm pretty sure most of you already knew the meaning of Aloha and you now think this is bullshit... But here's the catch with Aloha: This "magical" word was used by Hawaiien, but it's been cursed by Ancient wizard and once anybody said Aloha to someone, that person NEEDED to say Aloha to that person in nice manner and it was mandatory for her to be nice with that person. If that person would not answer Aloha or would be mean with that male or female, that person would be considered as a really bad person, someone who did a sin. So yeah, the Hawaien told me that story said that Aloha is kind of a set up, which forces people to be nice with you.
Now that we know the meaning of this word and his past, how do you apply it in PU? Many of you guys already know that I'm a fervent followers of the "hi" opener, but I do think that "Aloha" might be even better.. Why?
1- It's way more unusual than "hi", so It may suprises your target.
2- Once you opener her with Aloha, if she questions you about it, you could tell her about the history of the word and how you kind of "trapped" her. As for myself, I could start talking about my trip, which would be a DHV.
3- If someone is rude with you, or doesn't answer you, you could probably go with : " Meh... I guess you're going to hell"... That would sure enough suprises the target and afterwards you could start explaining her the meaning of the word, and then introduce yourself...
However, if the girl don't even answer you when you're telling her all that, let her go. She is probably in a hurry, a really bad mood, or just a total bitch that I would not even want to meet.
Anyways, enough for today. Might edit this later.
* magical, For lack of better traduction.
CHAT