Damn, just tried it on another girl. At first she told me to go fuck myself then like 3 hours later she texts me that she also as a crush on me :O . I was like ??? It definitely creates some strange situations.

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Brilliant! "When am i gona clap dem cheeks?"

^WIN

Take this as you want its funny as shit. Who cares if the approach is bullshit, its fun.
Take PU srs and PU isnt going to be any fun. I been mirrin this technique all week.

Who says there isnt something to learn here? Not saying something deep but something along the lines of girls will surprise you, just proving how their brains seem to make no sense even though they do.

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LMAO
This shit is too much funny.

I tried it with some girl in portuguese. I'm translating here:
MH: Hi!
Girl: Hi!
MH: how u doing?
Girl: good and u?.
MH: good too
MH: Wanted to tell you something though
Girl: yes... say it
MH: Been looking your pics
and you've been looking kinda hot recently
I wanted to tell you I've had a crush on you for years
Girl: MH, are you messing up with me?
:@
MH: OMG... I'm here with my heart in my hands
and you tell me that
forever alone
Girl: Really? How do you have a crush for years?
We only know each other for a few months
MH: I know... but days are like weeks
Girl: I understand
MH: I'm glad you understand
seriously...
how about we go watch a movie, then eat some ice cream, then go to the airport and escape to Paris?
then we could visit a museum, do a dinner with candle lights and then marry in one of those old churchs
Girl: What a plan MH!!
MH:
Yes
then we can work as slaves at McDonalds
and pay everything
but we'll be very happy
Girl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
The part were we work wasn't nice =/
MH: That's a shame
it was the most romantic part
we both building big macs
it doens't get more romantic than this
Girl: true, really romantic... I imagine our kids... they'd be beautiful
MH:
Yes
they'd eat big macs since young
and they'd be cute
Girl: yeah... really really cute
MH: Did you like the idea?
Girl: I loved honey
...
later
...
MH: I'm happy you know I was kidding
Girl: Really? I thought it was real

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"Their compliance is,
'Does she grab your hand?' F*ck you! I want to grab her mind. If I can
grab her mind, she'll be grabbing whatever I want, any way I want her to." - Ross Jeffries

Update:
The girl reopened the convo with "I'm still thinking about what you said".

This stuff works.

Fuck Cocky&Funny.

Long live AFC&Funny.

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"Their compliance is,
'Does she grab your hand?' F*ck you! I want to grab her mind. If I can
grab her mind, she'll be grabbing whatever I want, any way I want her to." - Ross Jeffries

Girls don't understand how cooking big macs can be erotic.

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Tried it on BSB from the forum, didn't work:

MH: hey sup
BSB: eyy loveeeeeeeeeeeee
MH: how u doing?
BSB:
ok
u
MH:
good too
wanted to tell you something though
BSB: yes?
MH: checkin u out lately, u lookin kinda good
BSB: thanks
MH: I wanted to let you know I have a crush on you for years
BSB:
dont use that pua line on me ^_^^_^
i already used it last week

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"Their compliance is,
'Does she grab your hand?' F*ck you! I want to grab her mind. If I can
grab her mind, she'll be grabbing whatever I want, any way I want her to." - Ross Jeffries

Sip some henny and clap dem cheeks, nom sayin

Oh man these phrases are going straight in my dictionary of awesome.

Just F-Closed the girl. The problem is that she's one of my bro's ex. I don't know if it's a win or a fail...

EDIT : I think I'm gonna write a lay report cause there was some pretty huge LMR that I had to overcome. Right now I'm just going to go to bed, it's 3:30 am...

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You guys are fucking awesome.
Respect.

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Vino, vedi, vici.
I drank some wine, I saw her, I conquered

can we change this to something legit ballsy?

like...

"why haven't we had sex yet?"

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Every Saint has a Past, Every Sinner has a Future

I'll do this as soon as some on gets on facebook.

This is my fucking favorite thread ever. This is the funniest shit I've seen in a long ass time.

I think this is good time to remind everyone, there's no such thing as impossible. rofl

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Don't think you are, know you are.

Yeah



.....and the OP is a handsome SOB.

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Check out my lifestyle/PUA blog at www.imperiance.wordpress.com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SOOOO GOLD!!!

lettuce be real tea !!!! AHAHAHAHAHA IM FUCKIN CRYIN HERE