good stuff.

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Field Tested:

HB: have you got a girlfriend?

Moz: No why would you like to apply?


This one i've used once but only to be tried on certain type:

Moz: have you got a boyfriend?

HB: no

Moz: would you like a boyfriend

HB: no

Moz: no me neither

Moz: no but seriously would you like one

HB: well yeah

Moz: well if you come out on a date with me maybe this time next week you'll have one

Ive came across this one in the field before I started learning about this PUA stuff.

HB: (After negging for a little while) Your so mean! Maybe you could be a little bit more sensitive toward me.

I had no idea how to get around this one so I just apologized like the AFC I was.

Any suggestions?

so how many girls have you had?

PUA:if i say zero will you sleep with me? *cocky funny way*
alternative
PUA: why, do you wanna join the list/queue?

Look at this shit test:
After kiss closing ,then taking a walk and infront of her apartment:
HB: "do you want to go in my apartment , I'm only with my sister but she is sleeping in the other room?"
ME: "Yeah.. sure.."
HB: "But we are not gonna do anything..... maybe going to my apartment is a bad idea"
ME: "What do you want to do? What do you think of? (horny accent)"
She though I think only for sex and I said it's not true.. then she->
HB: "I have some movies on my laptop ,we can watch a movie"
ME: "Which movie , you said you don't have any yesterday... and your sister is sleeping ,we may wake her up"
HB: "I've wathed most of the movies but there are still some to watch"
ME: "Are you testing me.. first you say you want me to go up ,then cut me off,then again you suggest and.. now you're going to cut me off again if I want to.." .. I'll go sleep
HB: "You're never gonna see me again (playfulll accent)(she is from another city and the next day she's going home)"
than *close and .. game over..
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I realised it was a shit test too fucking late..
My first reply should have been something like " Why would I want to go in your apartment with you??" or .. something.. this just feels wrong..
WHAT do YOU GUYS think of this shit test and my actions?

That was the shit test which I would say you didn't pass. Shit like that is part of her ASD, you've just gotta put her at ease.

Anyway, that's like the old "We're not having sex tonight." A few different responses:
"Good, because I'm not even in that frame of mind right now."
"We're both adults, we can take care of ourselves."
"OK, but I know that once we get in there you'll be all over me."
"Hey, I'm not that easy!"

Obviously you need to calibrate to the mood of the situation. You need to give her the ability to say "It just happened."

Now,
I have a shit test that I still don't know how to respond to. I don't even know if it's a shit test but it definitely caught me off guard!

From a curvy girl, after giving and recieving shitloads of c/f flirting: "You think I'm fat don't you."

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Some of this may work for the "You think I'm fat,don't you.."
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T: "I'm fat"

WHY: Testing to see if you're a beta pacifier type lame-ass.

A1: "You're enormous"

A2: "mmmmmm... more cushion for the pushin'"

A3: "J-Lo is in the house" (for "my ass is fat")

A4: "You're cuddly like winnie the pooh... ooooooo" (grab her, tickle her)

EFFECT: Highlights the ridiculousness of her comments, shows that you don't supplicate, cocky therefore alpha.

You probably have heard the kiss close model from Mystery:
PUA "Do you want to kiss me?"
HB: Yes/No/Maybe(t.c. yes)
PUA: ......
--- BUT --- how does a PUA answer if a GIRL askes him?

I'll say it this time because I think so many others are sick of saying it: memorizing snappy one-liners is a waste of time.

All of these tests can be passed by being ignored or simply not reacted to.

Examples.

"You think I'm fat,don't you.."
Ignore, or just say, "Nah" and move on.

"HB: "But we are not gonna do anything..... maybe going to my apartment is a bad idea"
Ignore.

"so how many girls have you had? "
This one, I suppose, merits a response. "I don't know. How many guys have you been with?". Or, even simpler, "I don't know. Let's go dance."

"Your so mean! Maybe you could be a little bit more sensitive toward me."
Ignore. Unless you were super-duper mean, in which case, you just say, "Ok, you're right that was pretty bad. Here, you can have a hug."

The point is, your intense desire to react only gets in the way. Furthermore, if you actually pull off tons of one-liners, the girl will probably figure out that you've practiced the answers to common shit tests, and shit test you on that, or just blow you out.

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Wow thanks guys. I get shit tests all the time. I fail.

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Give us an example then on what kind of shit tests are most common for you. How do they respond and what you usually say. These examples are rather "old" - and I doubt many of them still work 100% - evolution of change.

Maybe we can help you with some.. if you can post em here.

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Nice topic, I like the responses,

My experiences with these are:



- I have a boyfriend - "Cool, I have girlfriends" or "Wow, I bet he's awesome, I would love to meet him"


- "Why don't you answer my questions directly?"
I haven't answered your questions directly all night, and you were cool with it, stop testing me. Plus I like to keep it a mystery.

Pure genuis, never sure how to answer that other than "I'm a mystery, wrapped in a Enigma, you're fun!"

- "I don't like you"
(Now many guys will just shut down with this) Instead reply "I don't like you either, OMG we are so much alike!, that we wouldn't get along"

Used that one, nice transistion into "We're too similar, we wouldn't get along..."

- The one and famous "Do you do this to all the girls?"
* Yes, but you're the only one who falls for it so far (smiling)

love the response I used "Only the special ones, well the ones that fall for it " the last time I was out

- "You look like a player"
*How did you know? I'm into soccer, running and tennis, you're sure checking me out... Stop checking me out!
"I mean, like player, like, you know player with a lot of girls"
* Oh my GOD! that's like the nicest compliment a girl has ever give me!

I got asked this in Ibiza and was speechless and couldn't answer it at all, thanks

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I think it's funny you guys think all girls are smart enough to perform these "shit tests" on you. Girls are just as uncomfortable in a new situation as you all are; so to think they can maintain a conversation, think about if their hair looks ok, if they picked out the right outfit for the night, AND which "shit test" they're going to throw at you next so they can pick apart every single word of your response as well as the manner it was delivered in is a little ridiciulous.

You're giving them WAY too much credit. They ask stupid questions because they are girls. Period.

Later, when involved in a serious relationship, sure, constant shit test. Before they even know you...No.

Some awesome shit tests in here.

One of my fav is:

HB: I have a BF
You: Do You want a manfriend?

Or

HB: I have a BF
You: Ohh wow! I'm sorry, you must of thought I was hitting on you!... I'm actually being nice."

HB: Do you want to kiss me?
PUA: If u promise to behave then maybe i will let you kiss me