props are always a fun tactic my friend, im a rather playfull guy, so heres 1 of the most recent props ive used!

a classic jack in the box


the jack in the box:
i was hangin in the mall with my wing and we were board as hell! so we went to the toystore, we did all the things little kids would do to entertain themselves, we rode the bikes around the store, and when we hit the starwars section...god did we make a mess, we took 2 lighsabers each and beat the crap out of eachother, he knocked a lightsaber from my hand so i took a clone blaster and shot him...he died...i won BUT THATS BESIDE THE POINT. after my wing died, this gorgeous clerk came and kicked us out, she was at least an HB8, so before leaving i noticed something...a jack in the box...old school...oldschool toys are the best, i grabbed the jack in the box
ME: hey beautiful (to store clerk currently kicking me out) how bout a game of russian roulet
Clerk: what in gods name are you talking about? just get the hell out before you get me fired
Me: come on babe, well each take a crank at the jack in the box, if he pops on my turn ill get the hell out and youll never see me again but if he pops on your turn, you gotta give me a kiss
Clerk: theese things are so predictable, ill have your as out of here in no time
Me: allright, what have you got to loose, your crank babe
Clerk: you mean other than my job? (jack pops on her turn)
Me: looks like todays your lucky day

KISS CLOSE!!!

so not to be a total dick i helped her clean up the mess we made and my wing went off on his own for a bit, we got to know eachother and made a movie date so kiss close first, number close second thank you jack in the box

oh! and i had pre cranked the jack in the box because i was playing with it earlier just to entertain myself...so that one kinda worked in my favor

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~Archer