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I tried this today, it didn't work. Was going around the mall and women kept walking away from me, one bitch even slapped me! Would it help if I also wore pants?
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Here's the DHV story to go along with the belt: YO BITCH (neg), check out this motherfucking belt (hookpoint), I call it sasha (comfort) and I like to gag girls with it (sexual proof). It is black because I'm a martial arts instructor and ninja at night (DHV). Now buy me a drink (display of alphaness/dominance).
I LOL'd so hard reading these.
That belt is actually really similar the one I wear when I want to look nice. As a DHV, you could always buy a really huge belt and drill extra holes to fit you and be like "look how much weight I lost! I'm awesome!" lol I wish