I think mystery came up with that, i could be wrong... Dude look less gay or act less gay.... i know sometimes some men cant being feminine but if your at a party.. dont be drunk and like your arm around guys backs and shit even tho your good friends... try to look less gay id say


also your name is Crystal.. lol

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This is sometimes used in a large group but if you're asked right out about it then reply "If I wasn't gay you would so be mine!" It's mystery method meets c&f.

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Or you could say " I was just about to ask you that question"

How about:

PUA: *looks down on himself, touches his clothes, looks thoughtful* "Nope, not a bit gay here, as far as I can tell... except maybe my shoes. *drops gaze to his feet and puts on a concerned face* Yeah... I think they want to hump your pumps (or whatever she's wearing) like a mad rhino charging. They are BOY shoes, right? My sneakers have really gotten their hopes up by now. *nudges her foot with one of his, looks into her eyes and smiles teasingly* Do you think they're up for some gay footwear lovin'?

If she plays along, keep spinning the story about how your shoes should get a room (or something along those lines, just keep the joke going for a while, use lots of foot kino and act if it's your shoes doing it).. if not, neg her for wearing homophobic shoes and jokingly tell her how that reflects on her character and how she must be an awfully intolerant person

Just something that popped into my head... something I could have said spontaneously. Haven't had a chance to field test it though. Girls almost never ask me if I'm gay, and it has never happened on a sarge. Perhaps it will, if I start peacocking for real. This will probably be a good thread to come back to then