TARGET CHALLENGE By J Smooth and KinoEscalator



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what about if i meet her at the funeral home

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I'm just goin to pimp at any store that I can, iight!!!


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skittle, I love your little twists to all things cool :wink:


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FR#30 Target Challenge
Date: 1/22/08
Time: 6:30p

I got off the phone with Kino as I walked into the local Target store. I was surpised to find it wasn't busy. I went to the back to look at some shirts where I have been before. I kept my eyes peeled but every girl I was was 12, 40+ ugly, or with a boyfriend. I kept walking around, and found myself a webcam to use for chat. I then called L.A. Tripp because I was bored out of my mind. I thought I saw a good looking girl who worked there go down and isle, I did and about face realized she was ugly so I said, "where are your scented candles?" I go back to the shoe section and see some women. I pretend to be looking at shoes while I'm talking to him and realize they are like Hindu and don't speak English. :cry:

I get off the phone with L.A. and start making another slow round. Of all damn places I'm in the home appliance section. I am looking at this Lava Lamp when a cute HB8 Blonde pops onto my aisle. :) I think to myself, "Now or never!" So I say, "Oh my god, I can't believe they still make these!" She looks at me, and I say, "Lava Lamps..." I say to her, "Look my little sis is going away to college, I want to get her something not to pricey but cool as a going away gift. Do you think I should get her a webcam to talk with friends or a lava lamp?" She doesn't say anything for a moment, smiles, (IOI) and says, "Get her the webcam." I say to her, "You know that reminds me, my long time friend xxxx was asking me the other day if she should meet this guy she met on myspace a few weeks back. Would you date anyone you met on myspace?" She pushes her cart a few steps closer and says, "No I couldn't do anything like that, I know it's the new millenium and all but still." I body rock out a bit and say, "I agree that would be really creepy what if he's a serial killer or something. On the other hand what if its her true love?" She says back without hesitation, "If its meant to be they'll find each other again." I stay silent for a few moments thinking. I know I need to go to A2 but not sure what to do. She says to me, "Do you go to school around here?" (IOI) :D

I say to her, "No I graduated a while ago, how about you?" She says, "No I am a teacher." I say like what kind of teacher, "Like a driver's ed teacher or something?" She laughs. :lol: Then says, "No I teach 5th grade" I say, "OMG, I had a past girlfriend that was a teacher, and ...I can't even believe I'm talking to you." She says, "Well what do you do?" I tell her, "Well when I'm not saving the world I work at xxxx fixing helping people fix computers." She says, "nerd" but she said it playfully. I ask her where she's from, "kentucky." I say, "You're lying so bad right now." She says, "Why do you think that?" I say to her, "I'm from Kentucky too, there is no way you are." As I hit her arm playfully. She hits me back too. She actually isn't from very far from where I grew up.

I say to her, "Hey look, I'm going to pay for this webcam and gets some coffee at the Starbucks in here, you want to tag along Kentucky girl?" She says, "Well I have some work to do, but sure I have a few minutes." :) I am damn near tasting victory for this challenge. We pay for our things, and we go get some coffee. I am texting Kino just about all the way through this. We have some fluff talk about Kentucky, why we moved here, and other things for about 20-30 minutes. She says, "I really got to go but this has been fun!" I say, "How can we continue this conversation?" She looks like a deer in headlights. :shock: I say, "You got a phone don't you?" She says, "Yeah!" :wink: # Close. I didn't feel the kiss close but I probably should have pushed it.

Final result. HB8 # Close, no pic, no kiss.

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Haha a teacher.... Hot stuff right there!

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FUck opinion openers dude, shenever you talk about love and ask for an opinion its so obvious your hitting on her, I think you should have instead hit a tease go into an IOI then qualify after that future project! BUT CONGRATULATIONS! man I havn't been going for numbers but I have been LITERALLY gaming every fine GIRL in my schooL! I can't get up to target cuz my car broke down at my dorms and all my homies are hatin on my success BUT I will force one kid to give me a ride to target and try to GAME THERE I won't STOP TILL ITS OVER! son Agian I say good job, but I would work on my attraction phase!


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the problem with this challenge for me is that my target in my area is dominated by mexicans (most don't speak english) ug mug chicks (5 and below) and old hick ish people, im still gonna give this challenge a try but out of my town (out of zion)

being an AFC and all i think K-close would be impossible for me, but im gonna give it a try anyway

also congrats jsmooth

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U got me today jsmooth, im going back to target tommorow night hopfully...lets see how i do. Lately, i just havent had it when sarging...proboly because i have f closed a bunch lately and havent had to sarge.

My Report:

After talking to jsmooth for a bit i get cleaned up and head to Target. I head to the wedding registry machine. I search for names....find one....go look and the wedding was last month. Dam. After a bit of searching I find a wedding in 10 days, perfect. I print the registry.

Not much HB's at first but then i see a nice 2 set of hired guns. I aproach with "hey, is this how people do wedding gifts around here?" Get some laughs, they ask where i am from. I say NY. They are smiling and laughing. I play with them about how weird this is around here with people not giving money at weddings. After about 5 minutes I ask them to help me find something for the wedding.

They both come with me (Damit, i wanted isolation). Both are HB 8's. They help me as we browse about 15 mins. I joke and play and they are laughing the whole time. I say, "wait, are u guys going to give me a tour of this town....i dont know where anything is or what to do". That line was a mistake, i lost it there. Didnt try for a # close....i knew i didnt have it.

Im going to try again....

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I say, "wait, are u guys going to give me a tour of this town....i dont know where anything is or what to do". That line was a mistake, i lost it there. Didnt try for a # close....i knew i didnt have it.

Im going to try again....
I would think that line would blow the pick up. Hmmmmm. What happened kino?
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She says back without hesitation, "If its meant to be they'll find each other again." I stay silent for a few moments thinking. I know I need to go to A2 but not sure what to do.
I would have said "so you believe in fate, eh?" That most likely would have launched a whole new thread.

Good job to both of you guys.


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This is cool, on other forums loads of guys take part in these because of the challenge.

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GoodAtThis - Technically it was an OMG opener about the lava lamps, and then I stacked with an opinion opener. People have different views on opinion openers. I understand you don't like them, that's cool but they have brought me a lot of success.

L.A. Tripp- You're right I should have thought of that! That would have worked well. Luckily she saved my ass by reintiating the conversation.

KINO GOOD LUCK TONIGHT! 8)

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let me spell it out for you

I-K-E-A

HB central.

excluding colleges, best place for day game. period.

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I am totally doing this. I was in one of the local Targets today pushing a cart around kinda slowly. I actually did need stuff from there.

My dumbarse let a decent girl walk right by, though. I always wait too long and think too much. I missed 2-3 good opportunities.

I also started up my own personal challenge: The Panera Challenge. Simple - Go into Panera Bread and get a number close. I go to grad school at Pitt and the Panera on campus is a gold mine. I can take my laptop in, get stuff done, and scope out the scene at the same time. I need to work on day game anyway.


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I am totally doing this. I was in one of the local Targets today pushing a cart around kinda slowly. I actually did need stuff from there.

My dumbarse let a decent girl walk right by, though. I always wait too long and think too much. I missed 2-3 good opportunities.

I also started up my own personal challenge: The Panera Challenge. Simple - Go into Panera Bread and get a number close. I go to grad school at Pitt and the Panera on campus is a gold mine. I can take my laptop in, get stuff done, and scope out the scene at the same time. I need to work on day game anyway.
You should it do it! Let us know what kind of results you got.

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