Share, it works or i would not have posted it.... If i want i can post, about more than 50 text to lay reports... the sex man can do hundreds.. the shit works, but will not work every single time, and that is fine too, those girls you probably you do not want to waste your time with...

Again guys, if you get anything out of this post is the importance of GOOGLE VOICE, it is just that important, plus i never give girls my real number, plus you can copy and paste, field and lay report instead of writing it for hours...

You be better off with a free text app actually than Google Voice. Primary reason is you CAN"T send pictures or receive pictures on Google Voice so if a girl you get all hot and bothered with tries to send you a sexy picture she can't as Google Voice doesn't do mms. Most text apps give you an e-mail address where you can receive pics at and get a free number to boot with most also letting you make calls from (costs money, texts are free)

To be accurate this works on girls you have built attraction on
and some rapport .

this is good to use after number closing correctly =)

reddress(carina): too bad I had to leave 2:53 AM
Me: i agree, i had a lot of fun pretending to be dancing with you while grabbing your ass! You are fun we are gonna do it again soon... 12:39 PM

eddress(carina): lol you're funny... yeah I got some free feels too tho... you are fun too 12:55 PM
Me: oh thank you! i am blushing, i usually get bored dancing with women after 3 songs, we dance like 15 songs, so you are special...Muazzz with tongue! 12:59 PM
reddress(carina): you're welcome I know me too... most guys can't dance but you are the exception lol we were sweating! 1:03 PM
reddress(carina): plus you're hispanic lol that makes it even more sexy lol 1:04 PM
Me: really! tell me more... i am writting a book about on the subject, secrets of dance floor seduction.. , but anyways what is your name again? 1:08 PM
Me: i have you on the caller id as red dress lol 1:08 PM
reddress(carina): lol you know the secrets look... ha red dress lol Carina 1:09 PM
reddress(carina): tippy are (my name edited for privacy) right 1:10 PM
reddress(carina): you 1:12 PM
reddress(carina): damn predictive text lol 1:12 PM
Me: Yes (my real name edited for privacy) a gay name, i know they call me Latin Diesel or (my nickname edited for privacy)... 1:14 PM
Me: what is your nationality or your parents? i want to know where the booty comes from 1:15 PM
reddress(carina): lol it's not gay 1:16 PM
reddress(carina): you look like vin diesel lol 1:17 PM
Me: and you look like you cause movement down my pants... muazzzz! 1:18 PM
reddress(carina): ha ha 1:18 PM
reddress(carina): :-* 1:19 PM
Me: nationality????????????????? 1:21 PM
reddress(carina): me? 1:24 PM
Me: no obama, who else? of course you Carina 1:27 PM
reddress(carina): lol I'm white lol grandPa is from Ireland 1:27 PM
reddress(carina): where are you from 1:28 PM
reddress(carina): I know I know a, white girl that can dance lol 1:30 PM
Me: so where is the booty from??????Ireland god damm... Can you tell your grandpa thank you for that big rack..uhmmmmm! i am getting all exited you with the red dress...uhm uhm uhm the lady in red lalalalala 1:31 PM
reddress(carina): lol idk where it came from lol 1:32 PM
reddress(carina): who did you go with last night 1:34 PM
Me: my best friend(king kong junior)...down in my pants... 1:41 PM
Me: j/k i like to go out alone, most guys have no tact, get into fights, do not have game, or are creepers, like the dude last night behind us. i favor going out solo, but i know pretty much everybody at the clubs.. 1:42 PM
reddress(carina): lol 1:42 PM
Me: worst, if you hook up with a hot girl like carina, and you hooked up and you have awesome chemestry, and they want to leave you are fucked, sounds familiar??????? 1:43 PM
reddress(carina): yeah I thought you knew that guy last night I was like damn lol... hey that want my fault mister... I had no other ride 1:44 PM
reddress(carina): sorry 1:45 PM
Me: how come you did not kiss me properly, wtf! why were you so calculated????? we should have made out nasty, ok make up for it give me some text tongue lalalalalallalalallala 1:47 PM
reddress(carina): I couldn't BC my friend was there and she is cool but we work together and she will talk 1:49 PM
reddress(carina): I'll make up for it I promise 1:49 PM
reddress(carina): lalalalalslslallslal :-* 1:49 PM
Me: hahha i knew it, that is why i did not persist.. can you keep a secret? 1:51 PM
reddress(carina): yes but I think I might know it lol go ahead 1:52 PM
reddress(carina): what did you know 1:52 PM
Me: i knew you did not engage with me that much cause of fear of being seen as a "slut" by your friend... i understood it... 1:55 PM
Me: well my secret is " i am a lesbian" 1:56 PM
reddress(carina): ha yeah I all need is her to talk lol I like to stay low key 2:01 PM
reddress(carina): ha ha yeah you are a lesbian 2:01 PM
reddress(carina): what's the real secret 2:01 PM
Me: where do you work??????What do you do?????? you tell me what you do and i tell you what i do? ok nevermind, i tell your first i am a "boy toy" 2:02 PM
reddress(carina): your.a boy toy? lol 2:04 PM
reddress(carina): I work at the hospital and am in nursing school 2:05 PM
reddress(carina): what about you 2:05 PM
Me: i am a professional kissing instructor? but do not get any ideas i do not give free lessons... Are you cna, lpn or rn... How about we role play nurse and patient.. i have ed???? and you cure me? 2:07 PM
Me: anyways I do foreclosure defense, loan modification, refinances, purchases, anything that is related to housing and finances... 2:09 PM
reddress(carina): lol I'll teach u a few things lol 2:12 PM
reddress(carina): I'm a paramedic and in rn school 2:12 PM
reddress(carina): oh nice that's def in need now a days 2:13 PM
Me: nice! i have lots of nurses... 2:15 PM
Me: hey i will text you later or tomorrow have to run, i want to get to know you, laterzzzzz muazzzzzz 2:16 PM
reddress(carina): I'm sure!!! it seems like everyone is foreclosing 2:16 PM
reddress(carina): yeah me to.... 2:16 PM
reddress(carina): muah... talk to you soon 2:17 PM

Man I really just wanted to pop in and say I like your texting style. It's really different from a lot of stuff I've seen and read. You build quite some rapport with girls over text and you don't give a shit about long or short texts and all that stuff. Gonna try this out

reddress(carina): hey there 11:58 AM
Me: my name is not hey and my last name is not there! sup mizz uzzz 2:24 PM
reddress(carina): lol how's hola papi chulo lol 2:25 PM
Me: I am a very romantic dude! i can't help it, for example last night i busted twice thinking of you in a red dress... See how romantic 2:26 PM
reddress(carina): wow I don't know how romantic that is lol 2:27 PM
Me: whatever! you don't know about romance... 2:28 PM
reddress(carina): lol.... you are fistey today lol 2:28 PM
Me: fistey was not cover in my rosetta stone, what does that mean? 2:29 PM
reddress(carina): lmao fiesty 2:30 PM
reddress(carina): sorry damn phone 2:30 PM
Me: again not cover in rosetta stone teach me what it means and i will have a surprise for you, i am in a romantic move, cause i miss you, what is fiesty 2:31 PM
reddress(carina): it's like smartass hard to describe 2:32 PM
Me: oh why you want to put me down i thought there is not i in us anyways i got a song for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmJbJs-9ST0 2:33 PM
reddress(carina): what do you mean put you down? 2:34 PM
reddress(carina): you want to take me to, the movie 2:35 PM
Me: calling me smartass instead of papi chulo 2:35 PM
reddress(carina): smartass isn't a bad thing 2:36 PM
reddress(carina): lol 2:36 PM
reddress(carina): I'm a smartass 2:36 PM
Me: movies what are we in middle school! hell no! 2:36 PM
reddress(carina): that iswhat the song said lol 2:36 PM
reddress(carina): where are you from originally 2:38 PM
Me: i am lesbianese 2:49 PM
reddress(carina): how do you know Spanish 2:50 PM
reddress(carina): no really lol 2:50 PM
Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RibxH2-cIW8 2:51 PM
reddress(carina): so where r u from mister 3:02 PM
Me: Mam i am (my nationality edited) 3:03 PM
reddress(carina): nice 3:04 PM
reddress(carina): can you cook lol 3:04 PM
Me: yes, i know how to cook cereal, pop starts, lean pockets, and grill cheese... 3:06 PM
reddress(carina): funny lol 3:07 PM
Me: Humor is the way to the woman heart... 3:08 PM
reddress(carina): yes one way 3:10 PM
reddress(carina): what are you up to 3:20 PM
Me: I am working, Carina send me pics... (email edited) 3:29 PM
Me: you are hot, but you also have a nice personality i have a mini crush on you 3:30 PM
reddress(carina): well thank you... you do too .. can't you get pics on your phone 3:33 PM
Me: nah in the phone becomes evidence 3:35 PM
reddress(carina): evidence for who lol 3:35 PM
Me: what are you doing? besides thinking of me and smiling... 3:37 PM
reddress(carina): watching nurse Jackie lol 3:37 PM
Me: nurse jackie oh! is that a tv show? 3:41 PM
reddress(carina): yeah it's pretty good lol 3:42 PM
Me: the nursing shows i watch on tv are xxx, Nurses of pleasure, nasty nurses etc... 3:43 PM
reddress(carina): lol 3:44 PM
reddress(carina): evidence for who 3:52 PM
reddress(carina): cat have your tongue 4:10 PM
Me: you want some tongue ok, you are so forward here, lalallalalalalalalalalala 4:18 PM
Me: but i miss you!!!!! 4:18
reddress(carina): I am forward? 4:23 PM
Me: yes! you say something about tongue, carina margarita.. 4:25 PM
reddress(carina): lol 4:25 PM
Me: ok lets ask you boring questions: age? sign? Who you live with? spit or swallow or gargle? ups no need to answer the last one..lol 4:28 PM
reddress(carina): You never answered my question look 4:29 PM
reddress(carina): lol 4:29 PM
Me: what question? about the evidence it was a joke.. 4:30 PM
reddress(carina): yes ok... 4:30 PM
reddress(carina): I'm 24 scorpio 4:31 PM
Me: it was, brb, i am horny gonna watch nursing movies, give me a few....brb 4:31 PM
reddress(carina): lol aren't you working 4:32 PM
Me: yes, working on an orgasoms, hold on i am almost there.. 4:32 PM

Me: Carinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i have great news! 4:45 PM
reddress(carina): what's that 5:14 PM
reddress(carina): ??? 5:29 PM
reddress(carina): guess you got scared lol 6:17 PM
Me: sorry i had an appointment with a client, mizzzzzzz uzzzz!!!!! 10:08 PM
reddress(carina): it's ok 10:08 PM
reddress(carina): I'm bored lol 10:12 PM
Me: shit! sorry mami i have been neglecting you, today was crazy i built couple of websites, saw a client, but i will make it up to you...Muazzzzz! 11:35 PM


reddress(carina)
6/26/12 8:46 PM 26 hours ago

reddress(carina): oh ok 5:58 PM
reddress(carina): just wondering lol 5:58 PM
reddress(carina): how old are you 5:59 PM
Me: 69 5:59 PM
reddress(carina): yeah ok 6:00 PM
Me: u? 6:01 PM
reddress(carina): I told you yesterday lol 6:01 PM
Me: i forgot 6:01 PM
reddress(carina): I asked you first anyways lol 6:01 PM
Me: spit or swallow? 6:02 PM
reddress(carina): age 6:02 PM
Me: 25.983 6:02 PM
reddress(carina): lol birthday coming? 6:03 PM
reddress(carina): you are young!!!!! lol 6:03 PM
Me: yes, lets have a 3 some as my present 6:03 PM
reddress(carina): lol when your birthday 6:07 PM
reddress(carina): I'm 24 6:12 PM
Me: whenever you want it to be, i will let you take my virginity... ok muaz 6:13 PM
reddress(carina): ha yeah ok.... 6:13 PM
Me: see your special cum do me... 6:14 PM
reddress(carina): you're bad 6:16 PM
Me: don't call me names... i am an angel 6:17 PM
reddress(carina): in disguise 6:18 PM
Me: nah mami i just know what i want, and i go after what i want, i barely have that most chemestry with a girl like we dick, plus when i think of you i bust right away when masturbating, see how romantic 6:19 PM
Me: *much *did sorry 6:19 PM
reddress(carina): romantic idk about that lol flattering yes 6:20 PM
reddress(carina): so how old are you really lol 6:22 PM
reddress(carina): hello 8:40 PM
reddress(carina): I think I lost you lol 8:40 PM
Me: nah mami i am here 8:46 PM
reddress(carina): hi papi 10:13 PM
reddress(carina): was eating Sushi sorry 10:13 PM
Me: eat this down in my pants is better than sushi, mizzzzzz uzzzzzz!! 12:01 PM
reddress(carina): wow really 1:38 PM
Me: really what?????? 2:07 PM
reddress(carina): that was random lol 2:08 PM
Me: cum eat suchi down in my pants.. 2:08 PM
Me: but i mizzz uzzz! 2:09 PM
reddress(carina): what's up 2:13 PM
Me: working, are you at school, where do you live what? area? 2:14 PM
reddress(carina): I'm just driving home 2:16 PM
reddress(carina): I'm near (city edited for privacy) where are you living 2:16 PM
Me: hahaha! we are neighboors.. 2:17 PM
Me: which is not good! 2:17 PM
reddress(carina): where do you live 2:18 PM
Me: (same city edited for privacy) 2:18 PM
reddress(carina): ha ha 2:19 PM
reddress(carina): east or west 2:19 PM
Me: if i get scare in the night, i will come over to snuggle...I am scare of the dark.. 2:19 PM
Me: if you feel something pocking you is probable a flashlight! 2:20 PM
reddress(carina): Lol better not break in I'll shoot 2:24 PM
Me: i shoot too mami! 2:25 PM
reddress(carina): I bet 2:25 PM
Me: specially when i think of you in high heels and little dress uhmm 2:26 PM
reddress(carina): so tellme something about you 2:27 PM
Me: I tell you when i see you 2:32 PM
reddress(carina): why 2:39 PM
Me: I am a business dude, i told you, i also teach guys how to get girls, i also teach martial arts capoeira... And i have a crush on carina and i am trying to get in her pants, please don't tell her... 2:42 PM
reddress(carina): ha ha... I think she knows 2:42 PM
Me: nah she doesn't, so don't tell her, but i think i like her a little bit too much, why? she is cool, she is real, she is fun, she is not calculated, and she has a fat ass uhmmmmm 2:46 PM
reddress(carina): wow she seems like a good catch!!! 2:49 PM
Me: don't know i tell you after i catch her hehehhee 2:50 PM
reddress(carina): lol... yeah let me know... 2:51 PM
reddress(carina): are you a player lol 2:51 PM
Me: are you hoe lol 2:52 PM
reddress(carina): not what I asked 2:53 PM
reddress(carina): I asked are you a player 2:53 PM
reddress(carina): not a hoe smart ass lol 2:53 PM
Me: what is a player???????? 2:55 PM
Me: A male who is skilled at manipulating ("playing") others, and especially at seducing women by pretending to care about them, when in reality they are only interested in sex. Possibly derived from the phrases "play him for a fool", or "play him like a violin". The term was popularized by hip-hop culture, but was commonly recognized among urban American blacks by the 1970s. 3:04 PM
Me: i do not manipulate anybody...Therefore i am not a player 3:04 PM
reddress(carina): ok then lol 3:24 PM
reddress(carina): I need a nap 3:25 PM
reddress(carina): what gym do you work out at 3:31 PM
Me: my house, i do p90x and insanity... 4:19 PM
reddress(carina): Ok I'm coming over 4:20 PM
reddress(carina): its hot outside 5:07 PM
reddress(carina): When are we hanging out 5:55 PM
reddress(carina): Hello 8:44 PM

Jurupa can you type from the computer with the text app.?????? outside of email, thanks... google voice have a desktop platform where you can text and see the miss calls etc.. Finally, what app. do you recommend or are you using thanks!

yet to find a texting app that allows you to send pics without using e-mail. Tho there are apps like kik that are chatting apps that allows you to send pics without an e-mail address. Kik works like texting, but its more IM like. As far as desktop texting app. I would say Pinger is better as I find it easier to use than Google Talk. The texting app I use right now is Textnow, as it gave me a number in my area code, so when I do give it to girls they know I am in the area instead of having a NY zip code

ok i will check them out, but i am talking about google voice, not google talk.

Guys, i am texting a girl this will sound crazy and stupid but is something that i do...

I cut text short sometimes, i say something like,

Listen, i have to run, work, whatever, i will text you later on today or tomorrow...



The same when i set up encounters... I LEAD:

Listen friday at the club dj x is gonna trow it down, is gonna be a lot of fun, i would love to bump into you... Wait for a response( positive or she already has plans, not necessarily a rejection)

Positive would be a question or a re-scheduling, for example i am working but tomorrow i will be free blah blah

Plans would be: anything that does not allow her to meet that is legit, and she still shows interest not necessarily a rejection...

then after is set up if positive, say cool wear something cute and casual i will call you and call you or text you an 1/2/3 hours before to confirm, if for some reason i do not hear from you i am doing something else..

ok got a run now, i will text you tomorrow... I know it makes no sense(since is text) but cut the interaction on the text first in some cases shows no neediness...

Ok here is a sample of a girl i met this weekend, she had to leave so i grab her phone and call my number as a miss call, then she texted me: