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It actually takes a bit of training to spot naturally pretty girls, I mastered it after a few mistakes, but it was fun practice along the way.
Expand on this.. you know you cant really say something like this and not get pressed on it !
Haha, hey Marc, it's been a while.
Do you want me to elaborate on my mistakes of going to bed with girl who seems like a 10 in her make up, night club lighting and fancy outfit and once she wakes up she is a 5?
Or would you prefer some advice on how to find the pretty ones?
I'm guessing the latter.
So this refers more to clubs than day game out doors in the sun. Because if you are out in the sun it is hard for girls to hide their flaws, especially on the beach.
But in a club, the lights somehow make everyone look prettier, and when you drink, they become even prettier so a lot of times you end up with a girl that you thought were gorgeous but she is in fact just blank canvas in a pretty get up!
Actually, you'd be surprised by how many models are actually very plain in real life, models are chose for their bone structure and how easy they are to change, not by their natural beauty.
So anyway, a few key points.
Avoid the super skinny girls, because even though she looks really foxy on the dance floor, once her clothes come off, she will have a body like a young boy, no tits, it is all bra padding, tits are made up of fat, and if she doesn't have any fat, she will not have tits unless they are fake, and fake tits are nice to look at but nasty to play with. And did you know they make butt paddings for jeans? yeah it's true, so you pick a super skinny girl with curves, chances are she will have no curves once she is naked, and at that point you might as well have sex with a broom stick.
Look deep in her eyes, this is good pick up advice anyway, always keep eye contact.
Are her eyes actually pretty or is it just a ton of eye shadow and eye liner? Seriously, go in to Sephora or some other make up store one day and look at the tricks they are playing on you.
Touch her face, this is a sexy move when you dance, she will like this. But does her skin feel dry like flour? In that case she may have serous acne issues and covers it with three pounds of foundation, not uncommon at all! A lot of times it will stick on your fingers, that shit is nasty!
Does her hair look like she did it herself or does it look professionally done? If it looks too good, chances are she can't replicate it herself and she will never look that good again.
Fat chicks wear something called spanks, it is basically super tight clothing they wear underneath their sexy clothes that squeezes everything together, once that comes out it is like squeezing a hot dog out of its skin, blubber everywhere. Gently grab her arm by the triceps and caress her a little, very innocent but you just did a little fat test, the triceps doesn't lie. When you do a body fat percentage test with a caliper this is one of the main areas you check because body fat accumulates here.
Oh and did I mention to make sure she doesn't have an Adams apple? Haha!
So, now I have revealed a a few tricks that women play on you, some you know some you might not know.
It may seem crude but I really don't like fake looking girls so I used to always check a girl out before I brought her home. I learned the hard way after a few mistakes.
But then again, it is kind of fun to bring home the hot fake chick in front of all your friends, since they most likely don't know that she is fake.
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