I loved that part:

HIM: "I've had a crush for you since years now"
HER: "You met me this year"
HIM: "Yeh but minutes away from you felt like years"

ROFL xD

That is FUCKING EPIC GAME right here xD
Legendary soldier recovery spotted


EDIT: Ok bros, I'm dying right now:

FOREVER CALZONE

I mean, WTF SERIOUSLY ??? xDDDDDD Epic no-brain game :DDDD
Though I bet this only works with american chicks. EU ones wouldnt fall on that one that easy, especially with that kind of language.

Will give it a shot this weekend though. Keep u guys informed xD

Ok there. as u may see from the above post, I've read this thread like couple minutes ago and couldnt wait to try it xD

Just some context: It's a girl i've been in erasmus with last summer (so less than a year ago, obviously). I'm in madrid right now, and she's in Paris. She knows me quite well, she knows I'm a bit of a cocky player and that I have a GF. She has a BF too. I just didnt give a shit, i tried xD
I tried my best to translate the scenario in French, which is not that easy, as we can't use the same lulz stuff like clap'em cheeks or the sip some henny.

This is how it went :

me: wassup ?
her: notin n u ?
me: notin
me: there's something i gotta tell u
her: yeh ? what's that ?
me: I've had a crush on you for years
her: 10pm n u already drunk ?
me: i'm pourring my heart here and all i get is that ?
me: forever alone
her: no i just think that's a big joke though
her: where does all that come from anyway ?
me: well it's been years I want to tell u but never had the balls to
her: years ?? We just know for about year
me: yeh but minutes away from you feel like eternity
her: loooooooool. Ok joke's over. What's the end of the story ?
me: lettuce be cereal here
her: c'mon Jon... "minutes away from you feel like eternity" Even the damn niggaz over here don't say stuff like this to get laid
me: not cool
me: forever stalone

---5' shit test here---

me: ok shawty, when we meet ? what about i come over ur place, we sip some henny and go for some adults' stuff ?
her: looooooool. I bet my life you're drunk xD
me: what ? U think u're not hot enough for me babe ? Cmon lettuce be cereale here
her: hey I am hot enough ! I just dont get where does all that come from !
me: so what u say ? What about I get a flight ticket, and we talk about it on the bed eatin' some popcorn ?
her: loooool u just gone crazy homie
her: besides, u're in Spain. U must be chasin hot chicks all day long
me: I don't give a shit bout those bitches. Just looking for that beautyful ass of yours


---6' test here---

me: I'm pourring my heart here and you just ignore me
me: forever calzone
her: u just crazy
me: so what about u lemme clap'em cheeks ?
her: what even makes you think I'm single ?
me: who cares ? Neither I am. We'd give this earth the most beautyful babies ever.
her: loool, really ?
me: yeh sure: your body, my style: beauty
her: did you forget I only make out with niggaz ?
me: Ima show u 1st class then
me: so what ya say ? What's your number

at this point I just wanted this get over so I disconnected. We'll if she texts me later.

Even though it wasn't the best game ever, I lold my face all the time whily typing to that 8, I had loads of fun and thats only what mattered to me, had to try this anyway

Would love some feedback though

LMFAO! .. Everything is going well but you messed it up on the last line lol "when you gon let me clap dem cheeks" rofl

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Sometimes when i'm with my chick on the low, I'm a flirt.

so after spending 20 minutes feeling anxious as fuck i jumped the gun and tried this and got htis (random chick i've talked to like once years ago):



Me:
girl we must talk

Her:
ok lol

Me:
i have had
a crush on you for years
real talk
you ignore me while i bare my soul to you!

Her:
well.. i dont really know you very well.

Me:
thats ok. im a really nice guy once you get past the arrogance and occasional misogny. lettuce be cereal girl we could ride through the oceans of hawaii sipping hennesy and talking about dogs and other such things
or something like that

Her:
right
if you're trying to be funny, you're not. if someone is on your facebook, that's sad. and if you're serious, i'm sorry.

crashed and burned, ended up saying I got hacked or something... what did i do wrong folks. kinda sucks that the first time i took a jump and did something outside of my comfort zone i smashed against a brick wall.. also how do i stop feeling bad about the fact that i just got tooled by a random chick

Jester,

Don't be discouraged. You're not supposed to care what the girl says, this is all for fun and games. You shouldn't expect a positive response. The girl you were talking to doesn't seem like a fun person to talk to either, so don't worry. Try it again with a bunch of other girls, just be silly and goofy!

Next time you do it I would change up this part...

thats ok. im a really nice guy once you get past the arrogance and occasional misogny. lettuce be cereal girl we could ride through the oceans of hawaii sipping hennesy and talking about dogs and other such things
or something like that

take out the "im a really nice guy once you get past.." part (cuz you're not trying to be serious) and don't end with "or something like that" cuz you wanna sound confident and you are making demands.

Do it to 10 other girls... you might crash and burn w/ most of them (we all do sometimes) but you'll get the hang of it, and realize how easy this is and how you shouldn't care about what their response is. Don't be anxious, just jump in the conversation without giving a fuck

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Some people are like slinkys, not really good for anything but make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

But how do you get over this reflecting negatively on you socially? Don't women talk?

No way in hell that works... They're all saying yes but they're joking...

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Keep Your Cool

Despite my horrible insecurities and my overall lack of game I've done it to 5 random girls and 3 of them are genuinely interested. This shit works if pulled off right.

Their opinions don't mean shit. Even if she talks about you it's not like her and her friends are the only girls you're gonna talk to. I've been rejected tons of times, probably more than I've succeeded. But it's all fun and games to me, so it doesn't bother me to the least bit, and I still know I'm above average when it comes to picking up girls. If they are just down right mean to you then it's a strong signal that she's probably a bitch that you wouldn't wanna hang out with anyway, so be glad that you didn't waste any more time.

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Some people are like slinkys, not really good for anything but make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen!

When you gunna let me slap/clan dem cheeks HHAHA should make a group on facebook!

Anyway, I have got loads of random added girls on facebook... Do you reckon I should start saying this to them?

When should I say in response to stuff like "How do I know you?" "Who are you?"

LOL cheeers

So I tried it again. Hilarious results. It was a long ass conversation, but I basically just dropped the lines (this is an HB7 who I haven't seen in like 5 years). I won't post the whole thing since it's too long, but it ended with this (this is a conversation with a girl who I used to have the most innocent convo's with, who seemed like a totally square chick):


Me:
i'm going to fuck you like a jackhammer

Her:
lets be quiet, i still live with my rents.

Me:
no prob. also im badass as fuck. like seriously, i drink beer and yell at people in bars. i also have a deep voice and my biceps are the size of kansas.
im like a brown hugh jackman. on steroids.

Her:
lmfao
good cause your stuck witha sloppy drunk, u dig?

Me:
its all good. if ur too wasted ill toss you over my shoulder and carry you home. then fuck you silly. dealsies?

Her:
wow dont say things like that, gets me horny.

Me:
aight im off now woman. plan a trip so i can mishandle you.

Her:
yeah i could use a nigth gettin it in.
ttyl beotch

Long story short, this was about a week and a half ago, she came by last weekend and lets just say the rest is history. Thanks for getting me laid, PUA forums. Bottom line is, doesn't matter who it is, if you don't give a fuck and take a sexual tone, even a girl like this who I haven't seen in years, who knew me as a timid AFC to the max, completely went with my thread (at one point in the convo she even acknowledged that I had changed). And yes, all of this happened as a result of the 4 or 5 lines that were mentioned to start this thread.

Good luck!

Lol she got a little offended.. Eh oh well..

Me - Lexy you up?

Lexy - Yea

Me - Gud cuz I got something to tell you girl

Lexy - lol whatt

Me - Been checkin u out 4 a while nom sayin.. n uhh I had a crush on u for years!

Lexy - nu uhh ? lol

Me - Yea huh.. I was thinkin it was bout that time for us 2 at least have no strings attached sex.. At least

Lexy - Lol huh ? I'm confused

Me - Smh.. I'm throwin it all on the line right now..

Lexy - I dont get it

Me - We shud have no strings attached sex.. That'll get rid of the confusion

Lexy - I have a whole bf

Me - He can join in 2

Her - Umm yeah.. NO . thats hella disrespectful .. i aint know yu was like that at all I lost all respect for you . lose my number please. bye

Damn turns out she had morals.. Who knew?

After fkn with a girl.usin.these text she ended.our.convo by saying we have a problem if your serious about my cheeks, and I need to grow up. Let her go?? I really wanna fuck this hb but after this.convo I think she wants me to faak off!!