Hey guys,

This LR is about a former Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader that I same-night pulled in 2012.

First off. I had just finished reading Neil Strauss' The Game and at the time I was gaming an ex-stripper (mid-thirties HB 9) who friended me on Facebook because of a mutual friend.

I had a Day 1 and Day 2 with the ex-stripper. It was Friday night I was trying to setup a Day 3 but the stripper deferred to Sunday. I refused to spend a boring night at home so I got cleaned up and went out to Sambuca 360.

I was wearing jeans, a v-cut maroon t-shirt and maroon leather shoes. I also picked up a leopard-print tail-like accessory to use as a conversation opener. No stuffing or wire inside to make it look like a real tail, just a cool piece of leopard-print furry material attached to a chain.

I went out to Sambuca 360 because I have found live music to be by far my favorite way to go sarging solo. It's a cool place where you can simply be there to enjoy the music WHILE sarging. There is normally a line that extends out of the building and down the sidewalk.

As soon as I arrived, I started talking to the guys in front of me and making friends. Some girls (early 40's looking HB 8 and similar HB 6) walked up behind me and they figured that we were all a group. I had to use the bathroom and it could not wait until I got inside so I looked over my shoulder, locked eyes with the HB 8 and asked her to hold my place in line while I went to the bathroom. She agreed and I walked into a nearby club to do my business.

This club that I was going into was SUPER dark and contained about 5 patrons! I did my business, came back out and instantly thanked the HB 8 and commented on the condition of the club I was in. I joked by suggesting that Sambuca 360 have porta johns outside for the people waiting. The HB 8 played with my leopard tail and we exchanged a few more words.

After awhile, I turned forward and engaged my male friends again. The girls behind me started talking and the topic of race came up and I turned around and jumped in. I can't remember what I said first but my goal was to eventually use the topic as an opportunity to study the HB 8 and HB 6 to see if I could guess their ethnic backgrounds. I got one right, the HB 8 had GERMAN traces! So I then used the opportunity to segue into Style's ESP number guessing game. I put my fingers on her head to read her thoughts and after a moment, I guessed "3" and she confirmed my answer!

I had some good vibes going on with this pair of HB's! Eventually we gained access to Sambuca 360 and I thanked the HB's for the conversation and promised a follow up chat. I then surveyed the room and dedicated the next 20 minutes to opening a few sets of HB's with my butt-bump-->smile routine. I wasn't super interested in the HB's that I butt-bumped, I was only trying to keep a good party-vibe going. I caught up with the guys I talked to earlier and invested some a few moments hanging out and talking with them.

I decided to catch up with the HB's I met in the line. We smiled and danced and the HB 8 offered to buy me a drink. I told her that I am not drinking but that I would take a Red Bull instead, she looked at me funny and asked why I am not drinking. I told her that I did some drinking earlier in the day and that I didn't want to chance a DUI, then I followed that statement with "on top of that, I don't like getting 'whiskey dick'...it really puts a damper on things." Her jaw dropped in excitement and she slapped my arm and continued to buy me the Red Bull. I thanked HB 8 for the Red Bull and we went back to join the HB 6 and started dancing.

Eventually a drunken douche spilled HB 8's entire drink. She demanded a replacement, he refused. HB 8 then screamed something at him and told him "get outta here". He responded with a drunken smile and walked off. Now we had something new to talk about while I replaced the HB 8's drink!

I danced with HB 8 and HB 6 (light kino on the small of each HB's back) for about 20 minutes. Then I noticed a girl and her friends (a mid-twenties HB 6 eHarmony date that I F-closed, dismissed and managed to remain friends with) out of the corner of my eye. I told the HB 8 and HB 6 that I needed to go say hi to my friends and that I would return.

I joined my eHarmony ex and I was introduced to her friends. One of her friends (young HB 7) was obviously intoxicated and attracting an aggressive male with no social skill. We danced for awhile and the HB 7 started flailing her arms and falling all over the place, grabbing my hair and really attracting attention! The aggressive male tried making his move and I defended the HB 7 long enough for bouncers to get involved and remove the drunk HB 7. I said goodbye to my eHarmony ex and that we would talk later.

I caught up with HB 8 and HB 6 from before and continued dancing (closer this time). Soon HB 6 had to use the bathroom. As soon as HB 6 was out of sight I turned my attention to HB 8, looked at her seductively to prompt a kiss. Our lips met. 1 second goes by. Another second. And then WHAM! The HB 8 locked her arms around me and became extremely aroused, almost drunk on seduction! We continued kissing and grinding and I'm sure we were looking pretty foolish.

Now the club was beginning to close. Lights were coming on and everybody started taking out their cell phones. I quickly got HB 8's number and we made logistics for getting the now-drunk HB 6 home so the HB 8 could join me at my place.

We got HB 6 home. When her car door opened HB 6 had half of her shirt on. She apparently threw up out the window!

Now I have HB 8 in my car and it is time to get to my place. We talked about jobs, hobbies and music. On the way home, the HB 8 decided to DHV and tell me that she used to be a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader!

MERRY CHRISTMAS FOR M.E.G.A.!

I got her home and there was no question that our first order of business was to F-close the shit out each other! We F-closed and rested and then F-closed 3 more times before the sun came up and it was time to take her home. I verified her status as an alumni on the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader website later that day.

Saturday, reunited with the ex-eHarmony HB 6 and F-closed with a simple invite over for a movie.

Sunday I had the ex-stripper over to my place for Day 3. This was an F-close with a bit of LMR involved (to be covered in a separate LR).

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