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PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:56 pm 
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Hey, many of you guys don't know me because I'm new around here. A few of my students honestly just brought this forum to my attention. I had no idea such a thing existed. I had just been teaching on the underground scene for a while but I am glad to see there is a forum dedicated to the betterment of men. Anyways..


So last night I decided to head over to a good friends of mines place for a night of beer and sports; upon arriving he told me that his good friend ( a girl ) would be arriving to join us later on into the night. I had no real expectation, just planned on hanging out, although I did jokingly tell my friend I would be seducing his friend once she arrived. I've met this girl once before for five minutes and originally didn't fancy her too much because of her " bitchy attitude" which I later learned was just a confident strong demeanor.

Me and my buddy were watching sports, eating finger food and sharing stories like always when the door bell rings *BEEEEEEEEP* my heart sank slightly from excitement " Here she is " he says... He asks me to open the door.. I purposely try to quell my excitement by saying " Can you open it man, i'd rather sit here and watch the game". I feel my nerves tense a bit as he opens the door; she enters and instantly there is a shift in the energy in the air. At this point I can practically feel her beauty beaming me in the side of the face like UV rays from the sun. But, like a nervous loser I try my hardest not to look in her direction, pretending to be too focused on the television. She says hello to me, I quickly flash her a smile, say hello and then glue my eyes back to the tv screen. I over hear my buddy and her making conversation in the kitchen so I yell out to my buddy to rejoin me to watch the game.

A few minutes later 2 more of our friends arrive, so now its 4 guys and 1 girl.. This is going to be a challenge I thought, because I know how guys act when there are limited amounts of women in the room. Whatever though, I got this..

At this point, the girl proceeds to announce to the entire room that she knows I don't like her because of the way I treated her when we first met, I tease her about holding a grudge and she playfully apologizes for even bringing it up. As time goes on, we're all just hanging out as a group, no real seduction going on yet, other than her seduction on my other 3 friends. She practically has them eating out of her palms at this point, one guy is even in the kitchen cooking her one of the best looking omelets i've seen in my life. Whats even more funny is, they all had a small argument over who would get to cook her the omelet.

Some more time passes on and eventually her dinner is served, she is sitting at the dinning table alone, and I instantly know this is my opportunity. Without hesitation I get up and go sit with her as she eats. I wish I remembered what I said but it made her laugh and next thing you know me and her are conversing without end. I occasionally rub her thighs whenever I make a joke just to make sure the touch barrier is broken and she has a idea of what my intentions may be. At the end of one particular joke, she says something like " This relationship isn't going to work, we're going to have to break up soon". I reply " So we're throwing away 7 years of good times together just like that? " She replies " I give you my all and you never seem to appreciate me " .. I decide to turn things up a bit and get angry " You're kidding!!! What about that necklace I BOUGHT YOU! ".. She screams back at me and the next thing you know me and her are having a heated argument over our failing " 7 year relationship "

We're both do one hell of a job at keeping the intensity high and in fact, the argument then gets so intense and we get so into character that our friends get in the middle, extremely worried asking us whats wrong . We both refuse to explain it to them and just put on our angry faces and sit on opposite sides of the room; occasionally taking angry, disgusted looks at each other. She looks once more and gets up and storms out of the room... Now its time to make up

I chase her out of the room, pin her against the wall as we begin to discuss all of our " imaginary problems" and what we are going to do to fix them, we make up right then and there and instantly we're a couple again; cuddling on the couch watching television amongst our friends. They still have no idea whats going on by the way but from what they can now see, there is no point in trying to figure it out.

As it gets late two of the friends head on home and my other buddy goes to his room leaving us on the couch alone; we look at each other and burst out laughing uncontrollably.. No one even had a clue, we were living in a world no one else existed in but us. We cuddle up on the couch and we fall asleep with my hands running through her hair as her head is laying on my chest.

My buddy wakes us up in the morning and sends us to his bed since he is leaving for work... The rest is history.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:43 pm 
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I wish the argument was recorded haha. That was entertaining as hell!

Fellow NY'er here :)


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:48 pm 
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Thanks for the laugh man! As a filmmaker I'm always looking at LR as if they were short films. This one had me. What I love the most about these stories are the AFCs. Its very entertaining what these guys do for attention. Our culture is obsessed with taking care of woman as if they're children, but just step foot into a crossfit or Wing Chung gym ( yes they are crawling with HB10s) and you see quickly why you should treat a woman first like a guy.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:18 pm 
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Thanks guys ;)

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 2:40 am 
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Wow joey! This is definitely one of the better Lay Reports.

Teach me! * Bows Down* :)


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 1:04 pm 
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Wow joey! This is definitely one of the better Lay Reports.

Teach me! * Bows Down* :)


Salute man.

Much appreciated

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:47 pm 
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Good job man. Women love 2 things: being "ignored" instead of drooled over, and being teased.

I think teasing is the strongest weapon in a PUA's arsenal. Remember when you were 8 years and you teased girls all the time "because they are stupid"... Funny how 10-20-30 years later that still applies.

Women love role playing and role reversal too so you got that part right.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:10 pm 
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Thanks man. I PM'd you.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:34 am 
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Yep you both connected, both shared the same humour, both acted your asses off. Good work dude. So are you still seeing her then?


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 8:20 pm 
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Thanks dude!

We dated for a bit, but things didn't workout. I hope she's doing well ;)

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Great!


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