MY FIRST EVER LAY!!



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 Post subject: MY FIRST EVER LAY!!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:46 pm 
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Basically, I've been staying at a friends house in Hackney in London, and we had a party and I surged a few girls and got a number of this HB8 which filled me confidence but this isn't it, it gets better. The next day my mate took me to chelsea and Knightsbridge to show me the nice parts of London, We were in Harrods having a laugh and derping about when I saw probably the hottest girl that I have ever seen, I was still in 'state' from the party so I sarged her, I sarged her very hard, she was a blond Eastern European girl in her late 20s and her name was Sasha, I worked my cube routine on her and she was eating put of my palm, I then started my cocky funny routine, and engaged her about Russia and her handbag and as I was leaving to see my mate standing by the exit, she pulled me close and kissed me on the lips at the same time she slipped me her address on a piece of paper I pretended was a shopping list but was actually my cheat sheet. AN ADDRESS, I WAS SO FUCKING HAPPY AND MY FRIEND WOULD NOT STOP HIGH FIVING ME WHEN WE LEFT THE STORE. I then headed to her APARTMENT IN FUCKING FULHAM, A HUGE FUCKING APARTMENT, I get a slight erection as I write this, I'm sorry for the caps. I packed two condoms in my pocket as I was fully prepared. I knocked on the door and she opened it with about 10 seconds, before I could talk she passionately kissed me and we were making out heavy, She took off her shirt and I nearly came in my pants, SHE HAD A STUNNING RACK, UNBELEIVABLE! She grabbed me by the belt and led me into the bedroom and started to unzip my trousers, She started to suck me off whilst I nearly died of happiness! She then leapt on to me and began to ride me, I had no clue what I was doing and I blew my load before she had any real pleasure but I don't care, because I just had 1 min of sex with a MINTED RUSSIAN BABE WITHIN 3 Hours of meeting her!!! Scary thing is, as I left I saw a mans coat hanging up and a picture of her and this old guy kissing in the corridor, I think she was married because no girl can be that good looking and be that rich.

LONG STORY, SHORT. I FUCKED A RICH RUSSIAN BABE WHO WAS MARRIED FOR 60 SECONDS, SHE PROBABLY HATES ME FOR THE TERRIBLE SEX BUT I DONT CARE! I SO HAPPY, SO FUFILLED, IM NO LONGER A VIRGIN!!! GAME WORKS! THANK YOU FOR READING MY SUCESS STORY, IM SHAKING AS I WRITE THIS!


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 Post subject: Re: MY FIRST EVER LAY!!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 10:10 pm 
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I admit I only read the short version but...

Well done brother! Keep up the good work!

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 Post subject: Re: MY FIRST EVER LAY!!
PostPosted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 5:28 pm 
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Although I disapprove of you doing a married woman, reading reports like these is what pumps me up and give me confidence. People that have inner game issues need to read stories like these so they can see that this is all possible and not dwell on the forums dealing with AA and depression. Like mindsets attract like results.

Good for you man.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 8:50 pm 
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This made me crack up laughing.
Good job


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 12:43 pm 
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I love how you blew your load after 1 minute but didn't give a shit. Classy guy!!

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 Post subject: Re: MY FIRST EVER LAY!!
PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 11:02 pm 
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wow man! That's a great one for the first time! Congrats


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 Post subject: Re: MY FIRST EVER LAY!!
PostPosted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:46 am 
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Haha this is so cute. Reminds me of 26 on his first lay. Well done dude.

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Congrats dude. This sounds epic as F*ck.

Man that is exciting news!

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