OK RR here it is and I am feeling stupid just remembering my experience.

My scripts so far from sarging are not exactly pro level to say the least at the moment.

Yesterday in the bank corp division with HB7 who works there I have seen and chatted with once before.

Me: So I need some clothes for the weekend. Come and show me round on your break. You can help re-style me.
Her: Giggles. The shops here are useless and I buy online from Victoria's secret rather than local.
Me: I Like Victoria's secret but none of it fits me.
Her: Lots of giggles and whinnying like a pony. Starts telling me about her job etc and the manager keeps staring me down so I thought better not prolong etc.
Me: So how old are you?
Her: Guess
She looks about 28 so I say "at least 30-35" with a smile and wink and again lots of laughing and lowering of her eyes etc.
Her: I am just 23!
Me: It must be your intelligence that makes me think you are older then (with sarcasm that she likes a lot with more whinnying ).

Now I am thinking she is too young (I am over 40) and so I just say OK have a nice day and leave. OK 28-30 is OK but 23? er NO!

Pretty lame for first sarge and yes I was sweating at the same time which was not
cool.

James - NO worries. Post your stuff dude.

Seriously. From that, you have wit. If you were able to deliver a playful neg mid-set, Hit a fun response to her "Victoria's Secret" comment... you're doing well.

Young? Yeah I get that. Were there undeniable IOIs? If not - I agree, I'd bail from sarging her - But I'd never stop conversing just as openly and freely. One train of thought I always get... "Hmmm 23, what's her mom look like? Maybe I can meet her mom?"

There's a kid my brother works with (engineering firm, this guy's an intern who was hired after graduation) who I built a great cocky rapport with... I saw him hugging this MILF one day and I started in on him...

me: Dude, who was the hottie?
him: Um that's my MOM
me: Cool, your mom's fucking hot. Can you introduce me?
him: No!
me: Why not? That's fucked up man, is she seeing anyone?
him: My dad
me: Cool... is it serious? I mean how long have they been going out?
him: They been married for 28 years!
me: So are they on the rocks? Do I have a shot? Work with me here.... hey - don't walk away!


.... Fast forward... The receptionist motions me over...

her: You're awful
me: Bullshit, I'm amazing. I've had myself... (wink).
her: (rolling her eyes) I know... your brother talks about you all the time.
me: Lies I tell you!... what'd he say?
her: That you're a player.
me: Ow that hurts.
her: Doubt that. But that boy is innocent, you can't say that to him?
me: Well, I can't take it back. I need to be punished now, huh?
her: You're so bad!
me: I thought we covered that.... so, when are you going to buy me a drink?
her: When my BF says I can
me: That's awesome, does he tell you when you have to pee, too?
her: OMG you did NOT just say that...
me: It happened, you should deal with it... seriously, when are we getting a drink?
her: Like I said I have a boyfriend... and
me: (cutting her off) Darlin, he's not invited. You are. Think about it. I'm going to bounce. I've got "player shit" to attend to...

Since then, my brother said she's questioned him about me more than once (I don't go to his office often). She has a BF, but she's obviously interested - I don't plan on acting on that... it's my brother's career and I don't fuck with that shit... but it's there - ALL because I was having fun with a dude....

I truly get a kick out of this shit!

RR

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Women are like ceramic tile.... if you do the prep work, and lay them properly the first time...you can walk all over them for years to come.

RR you are a bad ass dude.

Love the one about asking after her MOM.

Yes tons of IOI's but she was at her desk so i could not get close. If I kino'ed her she would probably have wet her knickers. Lol.

23 is no dice for me really. I would say 25 to 45 is more me.

45?

Come on.... push that limit higher. There are HOT women in their 50's that deserve good dick, too.

Help them!

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Women are like ceramic tile.... if you do the prep work, and lay them properly the first time...you can walk all over them for years to come.

HOT women in their 50's that deserve good dick, too.

Help them!



To anyone reading this:

If you have never been fucked BY a 50yo woman that knows exactly what SHE wants, has not had sex in 4-5 years, has been doing yoga that whole time, is never on the rag, does not demand anything in return, showers and feeds you when your done....will return for round two at the drop of a hat, you have not lived son...you have not lived! [/quote]

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

Fuckin' A. You guys kill me.

Ok Ok I capitulate. lol.

25 to 55 then. but if she is too loose then she will have to blow me instead.

OK here is the latest on the Bank Girl.

Yeah she is 23 but looks and acts 28-30.

Today:

She knows my profession so she started yapping and asking me questions about the markets etc.

I changed the subject:

Me: So been to any wild parties over the weekend?
Her: Giggles. No I do not drink or smoke or go to wild parties.
Me: I Like the idea of going with you when you wear your Victoria's secret lingerie.
Her: Lots of giggles. And there are other things that I don't do as well!
I thought BS or you would not have mentioned it.
Me: You naughty girl. Stop teasing me.
lots of laughing and lowering of her eyes etc.Lots of IOIs
Me: Give me your email address.
She wrote it down.
Me: Put you mobile number as well.
She complied.
Me: Ok I shall send you some market info later when I get home from dinner.
Her: Who are you having dinner with?
Me: Friends but do not worry your time will come. I am leaving you now.
Lots more IOIs

Said bye and her eyes were on me the whole time as I left as I could see her reflection in the glass panel.


I was not sweating at all this time.

Not too bad as have been off the scene for so long.

I do think she is young but she may have some nice friends and also the Lady manager was giving IOIs as well and she is about 33, slim but only maybe a HB6.

James, have you heard of the 'service girlfriend'?

When you find a local haunt that you're going into a lot... befriend one of the workers there and build a very open playfull rapport... then use that rapport to bounce to other chicks in the establishment - your comfort with the service girlfriend will ease your way to others...

Game on man!

RR

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Women are like ceramic tile.... if you do the prep work, and lay them properly the first time...you can walk all over them for years to come.

Very nice.

How long have you been doing this for?
How did you learn all this stuff?

Thanks for the great advice man.

I first learned techniques during rodeo. When you're bouncing from town-to-town 36 weeks out of the year, minimum - you go out a lot. The vast majority of bullriders on the circuit are sponsored, and as such, contractually bound to pimp the product of our sponsors - usually at a night club after the rodeo.

So, being in the club environment, we adapted, learned, talked, practiced, and experimented... FF several years, and Mystery & co. put a face to all of this with definition, course material, etc...

I've always been an avid reader. I enjoy it. I get a kick out of the human dynamic. Anything I can read on the subject I read. Bodily communications, persuasive influence, VAK modeling, subliminal implanting... Bring it on - I'll read it, decipher it and remove what is beneficial for me and put it in my skull. I deal with bullshitters daily during my profession, and I've been blessed with an ability to read people, so it's been a natural progression...

I just view anything in front of me through skewed goggles - always thinking "Can I fuck her?" if yes, game on... if no "Can I fuck her friends?"... and I go from there...

I'm the guy Style was saying not to be.... older, alone, sarging all the time - and I don't give a fuck. I'm hoping above hope I might meet someone who can interest me enough to settle - but that ain't on the radar yet....

Heading out to get the nephew and enjoy the day.

Happy 4th,

Peace.

RR

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Women are like ceramic tile.... if you do the prep work, and lay them properly the first time...you can walk all over them for years to come.

Nice post.

Happy 4th. Hope it goes with a 'bang'.

that's awesome. man. if you don't mind, i'll steal this one from you and adjust it for my shopping.