Don't you ever trust cheesy post titles ever again. Seriously, you really thought this would change your life? You've been Bitch-rolled. Rawr. I feel like a dinosaur. Anyway.
So here I am, my first college session (CEGEP in Quebec, actually!). Lots of chicks to game. A lot of time to sarge, not much to post here
. Anyways, I felt like sharing something amazingly simple and futile, but is very good to start a day!
Like every morning, I take the city bus to move from the hole I call home to my downtown rock and roll chicks-packed college. The bus was getting darn full, and a very hot girl came and sat close to my friend and I. So my buddy just looks at her, and winks at me. It was a challenge. (BTW he's AFC, but he just happen to know I'm handy with the opposite sex)
I send in my completely randomly improvised opener (BTW, newcomers who read this post, an opener is not important at all, as soon as (parenthesis inside parenthesis : In my opinion) you've talked to her, made her laugh, just continue and enjoy a healthy conversation!) which goes like this (the opener, I know I made a huge parenthesis, but try to follow!!! Guess I'm doing it again. I tend to get lost in what I mean to express, mooo)
Meeeh : Just so you know, this is the cool area of the bus, so you better prove yourself!
HB : *blushes and laughs*
Bitch the dinosaur feeling man : So, where are we dropping' ya?
HB : (My college's name)
Stone-hearted bullet-proof slightly-rambling-mind Bitch (would be me again) : High-five!
HB : *High-fives me* Where are YOU going?
Charizard (me again) : *I had my guitar with me (cause I'm studying music, not that I am a poser-douchebag-bad-so-called-guitarist)* There's my gun, I'm an hired assassin going to a contract.
And then I can't remember much, only that I number-closed her (using a ''We'll get a coffee'' excuse, and she's a very nice girl.
So what I learned from this nice simple social interaction (woooo, big words com in' outta my mind!) is that enjoying being yourself (your best self, not trying to be someone else) I've had trouble lately finding my PUA self, but I'm back on track and very happy since this simple pickup.
My tip is : don't overdo anything, just trust and be who you are, and enjoy your personality (cause we're all nice interesting people!) Being good with women results of being good to yourself (DISCLAIMER : that's a quote, can't remember from who, but just call it on a reply and I'll edit
)
Enjoy!
CHAT