It's been a while since I've been on the forum. I've been super busy with work and school, so haven't had any time to go out at all.

My friend was celebrating her birthday last night and I decided to join them even though I was dead tired.

We all went to a club. It was a pretty big group. We had 4 sections reserved for us, so the social proof was definitely there.

I got there later than everyone else and when I showed up, 2 girls ran up and gave me a huge hug. Not really a big deal except one of them had huge boobs, and kept mentioning how big they were and how she didn't have any room in her dress for them. IOI that I didn't really think twice about.

They play a line dancing song and all the guys in the group were dancing in our section. At this point all eyes are on us. The bday girl comes around and I ask her if she wants to do shots. Of course she does. I go up to the bar and order 12 shots. I wasn't about to buy drinks for the people in her group I didn't know. I tell the bartender and he lines them all up. The service at the bar pretty much shuts down as he's making me these drinks. Girls are at the bar with this curious look on their faces. We take the shots and once again, the chick with the big boobs is all over me. Once again, I push her away.

I look over at the bar and see my friend talking to a group of 3. The chick with the big boobs asks me if another chick at the bar is Hulk Hogan's daughter. I take a look and say that she looks a little like her, but his daughter is much prettier. At this time, my friend is still talking to the three girls, so I go in.

HB1 is hot as hell. Easy 9.5. HB2 and HB3 are good looking. 7.5 possible 8. I lean into HB1 and ask her the same exact question that was asked to me.

Me: Is that Hulk Hogan's daughter?
HB1: Umm.... no... that's not her
Me: How do you know for sure?
HB1: I can just tell
Me: You may be right. His daughter is much prettier huh?
HB1: Yeah... blah blah blah

I run the same game on HB2 and she has no idea. HB3 has disappeared by now. As we're fluff talking, a merengue song comes on and I ask HB1 if she knows how to dance. She says yes, so I grab her hand and take her to the dance floor. I don't even bother asking. I tell her friend that I'll bring her right back.

We dance and talk while dancing. I give her crap for not spinning the right direction.

Me: I'm the guy here... My job is to lead and yours is to follow..
HB1: *laughs* You're right
Me: I understand you're independent and all, but let me take care of things this time
HB1: *laughs*

We get done dancing and I bring her back to her friend. We continue to talk and of course the whole "what do you do?" question comes up. I either don't answer this question, or answer it with a lie.

HB1: So where do you work?
Me: You'd laugh if I told you
HB1: Is it funny
Me: I like to think that what I do for a living can be funny
HB1: so what is it?
Me: Promise me you won't laugh
HB1: I promise
Me: Pinky swear? *we lock pinkies*
HB1: Pinkie promise!
Me: I'm a professional balloon animal maker

Her friend laughs.

Me: Ahhh.. see, I should have made you promise too!

I take out my phone and show them a picture of a balloon animal. I didn't make it, but it was a really amazing balloon animal and took a picture of it. Since then, it helps with my game by having a picture if they don't believe me.

They take a look and are amazed.

Me: yeah, it is pretty good huh?
HB1 and HB2: yeah
Me: It's too bad I didn't make it
HB1: So you aren't a balloon animal maker?
Me: You catch on fast huh
HB1: So tell me what you do
Me: Why? That's like second date talk.. We got to get to the first. I haven't made up my mind if I want that or not yet.
HB1: Second date huh? blah blah blah blah blah

So basically, I've put it in her mind that there could be a first date and that she's gonna have to work for it.

Me: So what's the craziest thing you've done?
this questions was directed to HB1 but HB2 answered
HB2: I cheated on my husband and wasn't sure if my child was his
Me: Ummm... wow! ok... well was it?
HB2: yeah
Me: And you haven't cheated on him since right?
HB2: Oh noo... i love him!
Me: Then the past is the past and it's cool that you too have moved on... Wait.. does he know
HB2: Ooh hell no... blah blah blah blah blah
Me: Alright then

So, we continue to chat, and I decide to escalate. We head back to the dance floor. While there, she can't keep her hands off me. I go in for the kiss, and get the cheek. DENIED! We continue to dance and close the club down while on the dance floor.

We get to the elevator.

Me: you seem pretty cool... We should do this again sometime.. give me your number and I'll give you a call

She gives me her number.

Me: I'm gonna tell you right now that I'm pretty busy with work and school, so it maybe a little hard getting my schedule to mesh with yours.
HB1: I'm pretty busy with work too. I work 12 hour days and only off every other weekend.
Me: Wow! Alright, tell you what. How about we shoot for getting together, not next weekend but the weekend after?
HB1: Ok... Don't forget to call me ok?
Me: I won't

We hug and this time instead of going in for another kiss, I point to my cheek. As she is coming to kiss my cheek, I turn my face and get her on the lips. It was just a little peck, but instead of her being upset, she gave me another peck.

There ya have it...