| This was from my last SNL about a week ago. I don't remember the exact conversation in details, but thought I would post it up. She was a teacher, hb 7. When she told me she was a teacher.
Me: I bet you love it when kids bring you apple
Her: They don't bring me apples
Me: I had a crush on my english teacher, I would bring apples every friday
Her: you are so nice
me: No, I am evil, I would so corrupt you.
Her: why did you bring her apple then?
me: I just wanted to get in her panties.
her: that is bad, you are evil.
me: yes, since there is no apple here, I will buy a shot of washington apples later on, but you get the next 10 after that.
Her: are you gonna try to get in my panties?
me: where are you manners missy? we are in public
her: then why are gonna buy me a washington apple?
me: So, I can get in your panties later.
her: haha, your too funny
me: those panties are coming off later on regardless.
her: only if you guess what color they are.
me: let me see, your a dirty girl, so you would be wearing red
her: not dirty, just slutty, so i am wearing black.
me: damn, I am so wrong. but there still coming off, you better be amazing.
her: really amazing, you probably can't handle me
me: we will see. Now, just hold those thoughts, and we will get back to it later. So, where is the most awesome place you been to?
ended it there. Change topic. during this conversation, there was very little kino. Just good eye contact. Talk to her for about 20 more minutes and my friends pulled me to go to another bar. Exchange info somewhere in the conversation so we both had each other contact. Later on, around 2:30 am, she gives me a call and ask if she wants to hang out.
This was a 2 set, and one of the girl had a boyfriend. She was hearing the conversation all along. Basically, I was hitting on my target front of her friend. I am just posting the info that probably led to the SNL.
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