Location: Cadillac Ranch

Lucy invited us to the Cadillac Ranch that night. Before I started reading I wouldn’t dare try to pick up hot strangers at that bar. But I felt a burst of confidence and had a couple of tricks up my sleeve. Guiness picked me up. He dressed how he normally did wearing a T Shirt that had some punk band on it, jeans, and his hair was shaggy and uneasy. I however began putting the peacock to the test. I wore a shirt that read “What did Jesus say to the cubs?..... Don’t do anything till I get back”. I wore that shirt at a carnival during the 4th of July and received a barraging assault of comments on it. I also wore glow in the dark silly bands. We entered the bar early like I wanted to.

At the time there were about 30 people there dispersed into separate areas of the bar. Guiness laughed and pointed to the dance floor. There was a Hippo (fat chick), and Hot Wheels (girl a wheel chair). It was funny because I wasn’t used to seeing a girl in the wheel chair on a dance floor.

The bartender noticed my shirt and we started talking about cubs and sox. I wasn’t interested in the bartender, even though she is hot. My game isnt good enough yet to start sarging hired guns. Hot wheels and Hippo moved in about 10 feet away from us but were faced the other way. I pointed at them again and noticed something. “Hey correct me if I’m wrong but there’s a potential hottie by hot wheels and the hippo.” I said to Guiness. “I Know” Guiness replied. I stared the girl up. She was a short HB 8.5 dressed in a blank tank top and jeans complete with brown chestnut hair, a slim figure and light brown eyes. “let’s go get shot’s” said Hot wheels.

Hippo made her way over to the bar. The positioning was perfect. She was a seat away over to my right. I looked at Guiness, smiled and said “watch this, I’m going in.” My eyes were drawn to her tattoo of a butterfly on her arm.

“I like your tattoo” I said. “thanks” she replied. “you ever catch one before?” she turned and faced my direction. “yea actually, this one time blah blah blah.” I laughed and prepared to neg her. I know it’s not wise to neg a fat girl but I had to keep the conversation moving. “I bet you were the type that had butterflies all over your bed sheets and shit” she laughed “no I had SPAM”. I really thought she would too. “Guess what I had?” she sighed “what?” I looked back at Guiness then back at her “ My bed sheets were101 Dalmatians, so at least yours is slightly less tackier than mine.” That was the truth and it was also another neg.

The bartender poured her shots, and Hippo looked a little annoyed with me. Realistically I was talking to her as if I was hitting on her. Girls like that don’t get hit on the way I did to her and realistically I think she was nervous. Hot Wheels and Hottie came over behind her. “What’s your name?” I asked “My name’s Sam.” This is the money maker right here. “My names Dirty6, so who are you here with?” she brought her Friends in the set. I forgot Hot Wheels name but hottie stood there shook my hand and said “My name is Roxy”. They said it was Hot Wheels’ birthday and where out celebrating. “Where gonna go out for a smoke” said Hippo. The three left.
Guiness didn’t say a word during that entire set. “Did you see what I did?” Guiness didn’t reply. "I was talking to the fat chick first so I could get to the hot chick.” Guiness smiled “Nice.”

Guiness and I went to the other side of the bar and waited for our friends to arrive. Lucy showed up with two girls HB 8, HB 7. right off the bat these girls tried getting us to buy drinks. I figured this was the perfect time to set up my ultimate drink shit test disarmer. "The two of you have drinks already though", i said "so?" HB 8 smiles laughs and expects me to give in and kiss her ass like an AFC. "Ok how bout this. The first girl to finish her drink, wins a free drink on me."

The two girls actually started to race and finish their drinks as fast as possible. "Done" HB 7 says. "wow your even more desperate then i thought". she makes a stink face and I actually end up buying the loser a drink.(what this does is forces both girls to qualify for you instead of qualifying for them by actually buying them a drink, This also creates jealousy and confusion between two girls in which you can start ploying them against each other)

These two girls were positioned by me the entire time, I was trying to get Guiness involved, but once again he just sat there not saying much. we peaced outside for a smoke and low & behold I see Roxy. I turn to Guiness "now it's really time to start playing" i say. I wait till Roxy locks eye contact with me and wait for her to break it first. she looks again and sees that I'm still looking at her. "come here". she comes. "gotta say I never met a girl named Roxy before" By this time she had a couple drinks in her. I could tell because she was dancing while she was talking. "well if you wanna be a rock star u gotta have a kick ass name" she said

"you do music?" i asked. "yea I'm in a band" she said. I make the connection and mention that i do music too. (i really do). "Give me your number in case you wanna jam out" she gives me her number. I wasn't even using technique i was just talking to her and occupying her time. I hit her with the cube test when the conversation dulled and nearly blew her mind wide open. Her body was still wobbling to the music so i made the suggestion to go inside and dance. As I'm walking back in I pass HB7 and HB8 from before. I tell Guiness to go at it and he started talking to them.

So here I am dancing with this hot chick I just met having a great time bumpin and grinding. It didn't take long for the cock blockers to notice. Two tall black guys came by us and said "Yo you should pass your girl homie" and i couldn't help but think (you gotta be fucking kidding me, I talked this girl up and built rapport and comfort and you think that you can just waltz right in and try to outgame me with that?, God some dudes are so lazy GYOG, get your own game) but to prove a point I let her go for a second. they tried dancing with her and she slowly made her way right back to me.

We continued dancing until Hot wheels and Hippo had enough. Guiness had already left so i couldn't use him to disarm them.
Roxy hugs me, kisses me on the cheek and says to call her.

2 days later i send a text and never got anything back

why did she flake?

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