Mall Day Game
1 Set Hollister store Entrance
ME: Hey quick question. Do I look gay?
HB: No why.
ME: Ok, I was in the Abercrombie store looking at some shirts. This guy comes up to me from behind. He puts his arm around me, and he says hey how are you doing? I say fine (as I am moving away). Hes like whats you name. I am like ... Then I just walk away. So I am wondering if either I am dressing gay or if I am just sexy. (I lock in the set while telling the story by sitting in a seat near by)
HB: I don't think you look gay your just sexy. The only thing that I could see as slightly off are your shoes, but they match your outfit so its good.
ME: Thanks. What is your name?
HB: ...Here Name (handshake she comes to me. She is standing)
ME: I am ..
ME: Hey, smile.
HB: Complies
ME: You have a c smile.
HB: Really
ME: You know who B-spears and C-agulara. You have the same type of smile as C-agulara. I have noticed is that people with U smiles are just generally liked more and usually are better salesmen. You have a job?
HB: Yes
ME: I hope your not a sales person because you are out of luck.
HB: No I am not lol. Well I am going to go shopping now. (walks off slightly)
ME: Quick question
HB: (Comes back)
ME: I have been dying for some size 35 booty shorts do you mind buying me some.
HB: Lol are you serious.
ME: Yea I am serious You know to wear over some pants to show off my ass.
HB: Lol bye (she walks off)