Yesterday was my birthday and instead of spending it with one of my MLTRs I decided to go and do the moving target challenge on Lakeshore...

Im walking along opening numerous sets for warm ups then I saw the target. An HB 9.5, banging and racked.

I lean back on the bridge rail as she walks up, im looking at my phone just as she approaches. DROP! the phone falls right in front of her, she picks it up.

Me: You think youre hot and in shape you can just steal peoples phones. I said it loud so everyone could here.

Target: Face turns red." No, I"

Me: Kidding love thanks for making me drop my phone, I was just texting my brother and his GF just left him. One of the reasons is cause he sucks his thumb. Would you ever date a guy who sucks his thumb while he sleeps. Ah, the old thumb suck routine....and Im off

Target: blah blah blah

Me: Now walking at my pace with the girl I walk her to the ice cream stand thing and get a gatorade, She gets one also. Im negging, stacking, dhving.

I sit her down at a bench, cube her and mystery kiss close.

(Long story short)

Me: Today is my birthday and I just felt like going for a walk today and smelling the life roses.

Target: Yeah right

Me: I show her my I.D.

Target: Well, happy birthday, Come let me buy you a drink.

To shoeless Joes we go.

I lock in at the bar but its empty anyway.

Target and I are on the patio now. She kisses me again and I push her off.

After a bunch of drinks she keeps making out with me. I keep pushing her off because I know what happpens when you arent in the comfort zone long enough.

Its now late, and we have bounced to 3 different pubs.

Me: Well Target, I gotta get going.

Target: Come to my place, its not far and we can chill on the roof and have a drink.

At her house I instantly go to the bedroom, she follows. I push her on the bed and she looks at me.

Me: I could kick your ass. ( I walk away)

Target: Where are you going?

Me: Thinking( fuck close coming soon). Getting a drink but I dont know your place so you gotta get it for me.

Long story short.

I F closed her

I completed the moving target challenge on my birthday.

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