| This is the first time I'd ever gone out sarging, I did it in an spontaneous moment of boredom when a friend rang me up. He knows the game, but only about as well as me.
Anyway, he was going out to a club to meet this french chick he has been seeing, he took me and another guy with him. When we were at the train station, we saw 2 girls who we knew from high school. I'd rate them as a 6 and a 3. The 6 had a great boob job that made her breasts almost perfect, her issue was that she smoked (not fond of smokers) and had a pretty harsh voice and face. The 3...well she was a 3.
So I think for practice I will try my luck with the 6. We get on the train and I am basically ignoring her other than when she directly asks me a question, in which case I negged her for asking it and gave a curt response. After about 10 minutes, I hit them with the "Which cologne is better?" opener. I engaged them both in conversation, telling jokes at the expense of everyone there.
We get off the train and I position myself so I end up walking with the 6. I apologised for a neg I made earlier (that was perhaps a little harsh, I didn't really say it with a funny twist). And we fluff for a bit. She asks me what I do, I tell her I'm a scientist (I hate telling women that, I find most people are intimidated by it). But she says "Oooh, do you believe in paranormal stuff?". I see the opportunity and tell her that I believe in some of it, such as palmistry. She loves this and I start to read her palm as we walk to the club, stroking her palm as I tell her what each line means. I get in a fun neg for a change by saying that she has no success line with a big grin, that one made her laugh.
When I get in the club I ignore the two girls and my friends and immediately go and put my coat away at the coat stand thing. I then go and get a drink and decide that the first women I see when I turn around from the bar I am going to go and talk to (in order to get me over the approach anxiety). I hit them with the "Did you see the fight outside?" opener, and they call me out on it, but I follow through and insist it happens, basing the story on a real fight I did see a couple of months ago. The conversation didn't really progress from there so I dropped it and walked off to find my friends.
I bump into the 6 again, I say "Oh yeah, we were talking about paranormal stuff, want me to show you an ESP trick?". I ask her to pick a number, yup, it was 7 and that really impressed her. Then I fucked up because the 3 came over and asked me to do it to her, I should have said no but I didn't and got it wrong. I turned it into a neg on the 3 by saying its because her mind is so clouded with all the smoking she does. I say to 6 lets play a game, and I do the 5 lies game. She loses and buys me a drink.
The 6 asks me to go and dance with her, so I do and she dances really provocatively at the edge of the dancefloor. I'm not much of a dancer, that whole bit made me feel a bit pathetic, so I told her I was bored and went upstairs.
I talked to various other groups of people over the night, I find the 3 and she is upset at being left out of all the fun, so I sit and talk with her for a while and before I knew what was going on I ended up kissing her (abit drunk by this stage). And getting a #-Close.
The 6 finds me again, insisting to play that 5 Lies game against me. I purposefully answer a question wrong when he asks me the colour of my friends shirt but covers my eyes from seeing it, and I buy her a drink.
Soon the club closes. We all decide to go back to the 6's place (Me, her, the 3, and my two mates).
When back there, I was too tired to do anything as its almost 5 in the morning. We talk about various things for a bit and the conversation goes to self esteem. The 6 takes this opportunity to say that is why she had a boob job. And that having really nice breasts makes her feel much better about herself as a person. I ask her to show the breasts to the group and she does. I then ask for a feel to see what the difference is between real and fake breasts, she consents to this too.
Me and my mate are really tired, we go home.
That is my first ever report, if you went to the effort of reading any feedback you give will be massively appreciated. From the structure of the report to specific gaming advice, I am entirely new to this so please,
Be critical.
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