Hello fellows,

Tonight, I decided to go out with 3 of my good friends. At first, I didn't expect much of this night because I was tired but things changed... First of all, I was explaining to one of my friend how to talk to girls, and he didn't take it well and wanted to see what I could do with my "talking skills" with girls... So I had pressure. Also, when I got there, I could feel I was WAY more horny than normally! WAY more!

Anyways, when we get there, we directly went to the dancefloor. Since I was really tired BUT horny, I was acting all weird! I didn't really try to open any sets "normally". I kind of just danced like a retarded kid until I get there attention. They would often laugh, then I'd smile at them and do a "heart" sign with my two hands. It was pretty funny. Within about 30 minutes, I opened about 20 girls (I knew some were interested). After that, I started grinding, swapping and such with one of the girls I opened. It went pretty well! But....

After a while, I got bored and I didn't think she was hot enough for me to pick her number of f-close her. So I told her I needed to go to the bathroom... Finally, I just went back to my friends...

When I got back to them, one of them told me that some girls I opened earlier told me I shouldn't be dancing with that girl because she was really interested in the "retarded kid" I was being. So I just found that girl and started dancing with her. Stayed with her the rest of the night, k-closed her+number-closed her.

Oh, funny part. When I was with the second girl, the first one actually came back to me and started being all bitchy with the girl I was dancing with! Mean bitch!

Sooooo, that was my field report for the night! Hope you understood it since I'm still a bit tipsy and really tired!

Anyways, tell me what you think of it! Peace!

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Dear Optimist, Pessimist & Realist,

Just to let you know that while you guys were arguing about the glass of water...... I drank it!

Sincerely, the Opportunist