Didnt plan it, I looked like shit and still got the K Close!



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PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 8:37 pm 
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Well to my surprise, I managed to pick up and K close a HB8 looking my worst and in a pretty unique situation.

I run a company that does sound and light hire for bands. Anyways I dont try pick up when Im working as its nearly impossible. I spend a lot of time making sure everything is working, Balh blah blah. Im busy when I work. At this particular gig I didnt shave or do my hair or any preening that I normally do before I go out.

Anyways I see this HB8 sitting with a guy and a HB4.5 I look over at her and she has this little smile on her face. I was eating my supper so I left it and continued eating. I finished up and ended up talking to this drunk dude that wanted to know about my company. I noticed that her and her friends were listening to the convo, so I thought that I would try a new type of opener. Lets call it an indirect opener.

I used my Panasonic 103" plasma routine. Which basically is if you look at the screen it is roughly 6ft from left to right. So I say Imagine watching porn on that TV but a side on shot of the bed with two people lying on it. It would be 1 to 1 ratio!!!! People normally laugh especially guys. So I noticed that they were laughing too and I leaned over with an awesome lean in and out body language and said to the group... Dont you agree?

I then got up and moved to a table closer to them leaving the rest of my group to be entertained by my impromptu wingman. (My assistant). I then went in to some random conversation with all of them and did a bit of cocky funny and just plain funny. I use a lot of comedy in my PU's. Then led out with the so... how do you all know eachother. the HB8 and HB4.5 are sisters and to my surprise the guy was dating the 4.5.

I then moved in on the HB8 , but she was very shy and her sister was yabbering on about 10 different types of crap. (Wingman to the rescue!!) He swooped in and took all the attention away from me and allowed me to run some routines on the HB8. I negged her for being so shy and joked about some random stuff and then the shit hit the fan. The first band wanted to soundcheck. So I had to go. As I left I grabbed her shoulder and squeezed it very quickly and walked off. I have a few issues with getting Kino going. But anyways after sound check I walked up behind her and squeezed her neck and he leaned back with this very satisfied look on her face. I then sat down and launched into Mysteries evolution fase shift routine. and FUCK ME!!! did I sound good. People at other tables were listening to me explain all this stuff to her. This obviously let to some kino escalation and then I had to run again to mix for the first bands performance.

I finished the mixing and returned outside while my wing setup the next band. At this point she had moved tables and I went up behind her again and was just going to squeeze her arms and sit but as I did it she opened he arms a bit which allowed me to hug her. She latched onto me and would not let go. HB4.5 was introducing me to other people at the table and I was shaking their hands while wound up in this girls arms. It was quite funny. I then sat down and she linked arms with me while I chatted with her. Then to my luck this jock gym type guy came to the club and they had told me that she was hiding from this guy coz he likes her and she well doesnt like him. So my brain said to me !!!! Perfect time to play some Alpha male and competition busting routines. So when my jock came in I look at him and in the loudest voice I had went OMG!!!! WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GYM!!! you are built like a brick shit house!!!! Everybody outside the club looks at me and this guy. I stand up ignore his answer of where he gyms and shake his han. I then sat down and continued talking to my HB8.

Another guy walks in with this totally wierd hair style and I do the same, make a huge comment and ask him what gel he uses. He says I dont use gel I use a straightening iron. As he is saying it I go well at least it not something gay ( and I timed the last bit) like a straightening iron! everybody starts laughing including my HB8 and this guys friends. In between all this another band played and I mixed them. I then invited HB8 to watch the last band as they play Drum & Bass. She came to the stage area and walked straight up to me and put her arm around me. We chilled and watched the band and I mixed the set.

Now for the K close. ( I was going to do the do you want to kiss me routine)

I turned her to face me and before I could even get the first word out of my mouth she was all over me! I kissed her for probably 2 minutes and then the people in the venue noticed that we were making out. There were guys cheering, slapping me on the back and shouting "You can do it!!!" "All night long" she got embarrassed and hugged me closer to hide her face and then bang attacked me again! It was incredible! her legs were shaking so much that I eventually had to ift her up coz she could not stand!

anyways I continued with my work and packing up with a break for a kiss every 10 minutes. got the number, got the facebook add and spent the whole day today with her on Whats app chatting. I now have day 2 organised and things are looking good. Ill update tomorrow or the next day and tell you how Day 2 went. Maybe I get the Fclose!

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NICE!

Nice close!


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good one bro ! enjoy


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PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 10:09 pm 
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The only thing that sux about this is that I have a day 2 planned for tomorrow and Im sick and have lost my voice. I hope it comes right before tomorrow!!

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PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 11:22 am 
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Ok so here is an update on day 2!


I went over to this chicks house and well it took all of about 20 mins to get the F Close. Im not going to go into graphic details but she came 2 times, So I seem to still have my skills in bed, even though Ive been out of the game for so long.

She then felt bad about it and her sister was giving her shit about being a slut blah blah blah!!! So I had to calm her down and tell her that I didnt see her that way. I then rewarded her with a hand job and 3 more orgasms in like 15 mins. That was quite awesome to watch. she gave me a hand job and Im not a big fan of them ... I prefer A BJ or pure old sex, but she said that she didnt give head as she has issues with a gag reflex, blah blah blah.

We then went out and I met her friends and we had pizza at a local pub. After that we went back to her place and watched another movie. I was randy so I got her going again and she was all like no.... I dont want to. So I dropped it and then she was all over me like a fat kid on a doughnut! Needless to say she forgot about her gag reflex and blew me .... Not the best I ever had but shit action is action. I cant complain. I then went down on her and she came another 2 times. I dont know but I think that this chick is the luckiest girl on earth she comes like in 5 mins. Its nutts.


So now I have to decide if I want to keep things going with this girl, I dont know so much, I think I might keep her as a fuck buddy. She live like an hours drive from me. Its a bit to far to travel just to get laid.


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