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Date: 6th august 2011

Members: Valentyn, T_Rex, Gamon, (Julian)

Location: Chez Serge (BAR)


We arrive at the bar and we immediately see a lot of people of our age. I knew I had to approach a girl that night - didn't have a choice. At the beginning of our night, I was feeling anxious to try some Mistery Method game, but my confidence was boosted by a 20-21 year old girl who opened me by asking my name with a smile on her face. To be honest, I froze a little bit because I wasn't expecting an older chick to come and open me.. I don't look that old and she was not bad (7.5). So we exchanged names and she told me that she lives in a weird place I never heard of. T_Rex knew that place so he entered the conversation and because he was better placed than me.. her friend and her gave more attention to him.. so I ejected the set (I wasn't impressed when my boy bought shots for them and they leaving after). I found my first target sitting in a chair with a beer (cute girl, not bad). I went to her with Gamon on my side and as we looked that we were arguing about something I do my first approach.

V: I'm sorry (lightly kino her arm) me and my friend are having a debate.. you see.. I have a friend named Eric and his girlfriend kissed another girl.. do you think that's cheating??
HB: Well, if she isn't bisexual it's not.. but if she is.. yeah it's cheating
V: How come you think like that?
HB: Well, I'm a bisexual and if I would kiss another girl while I have a boyfriend, that's considered as cheating in my book
V: Oh really you're bisexual? So who makes love better? Women or Men?
HB: Ahh depends.. Women are much more slow and caring.. men sometimes are too aggressive
V: Oh ok..

- Small Talk for 5 minutes -

HB: So did you ride the mechanical bull?
V: No, wanna try it out?
HB: Yeah sure, come with me

We arrive near the bull and there's her friend and two other guys who know her also. So she starts talking to them, slightly ignoring me.. so I did my first neg

V: Don't be rude, introduce me to your friends, it's the polite thing to do
HB: Oh I'm really sorry

*She introduces me*

V: It's my friend's birthday party so I got to go spend some time with him.. I'll see you aroung
HB: Yeah sure!

I was feeling really good and happy about my first approach. Sitting down at the table, I see a blonde all alone sitting in a chair near the bar, so I said to the T_Rex to approach her instantly and that's the perfect target. He was a little bit scared, because we're new at this stuff and he told me that I should do it. So I just turned aroung and walked without hesitating towards her, taking a seat near her. I waited 10 seconds than, I opened

V: I'm sorry (lightly kino on her arm again), I want to make a tatoo on my arm, but a lot of girls tell me it's trashy.. what's your opinion on it?
HB: Well, I think you can make one that has a meaning to you.. what do you want as a tatoo?
V: *Fuck I didn't think about that before opening* "Um... I don't know.. maybe a skull?"
HB: *Making a wtf face" Why would you want to do that?
V: I don't know I just want a tatoo

- Small talk for 5 minutes -

Than I ejected the set telling her I had to get back to my friends, because one of them was celebrating their birthday.

After this, I go out to get some air, and my first target comes to me

HB: Hey, my friend thinks that I don't have the guts to ask you your number.. so I'm asking you.. would you like to give it to me?
V: Oh, sure why not? Well, if I'm giving it to you, why don't you give yours to me?
HB: Sure! :)

*Exchanged phone numbers (I think I had great body language, not needy, not surprised that she asks my number) and see behind my eyes my first number close in this journey.. the girl is cute.. red headed.. smaller than me and she's 22.. I'm 19.. not bad not bad.. :) Anyway, I had a blast and I'm glad I approached, number closed and pushed my comfort zone a little bit further. Peace out!

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Date: 11th august 2011

Members: Valentyn, T_Rex, Gamon

Location: Fuzzy (NOISY NIGHTCLUB)


We arrive at this big place, really crowded (a lot of guys, but definitely hot girls) and I'm thinking of my succes last time at the bar, and because I heard that clubs are easier than bars, I thought I will do a really good performance. Unfortunately, I was wrong lol. I have to be honest, my mindset wasn't the best, but I was still telling myself that I had to approach at least 1 set. It took me some time before I did a forcing IOI (Gambler's method) to a girl with her friend leaning on the bar table. She responded great.. she smiled looked at me and made a little dance as soon as she saw me pointing at her. The thing is that her friend didn't saw me or her doing that and she just grabbed my target and ran with her somewhere. FUCK. Not a problem, I'm here for the skill, not the girl. I tried forcing Gamon to approach, but his mindset was so bad, that he didn't even wanted to try a forcing IOI, which is not really an approach. Anyway, I get fed up with us not approaching, so I take the balls to interact with 2 cute girls much smaller than me. The problem is that I approached from a very bad angle and only one of the girl saw me.. the other was having her back towards me.. so it went like this

V: Hi
HB: *nothing but looking at me*
Other HB: not even turning around because she didn't even see me, I should'v kino her or something
V: Bye *turned around and ejected*

FUCK again man I was like shit what a bad entrance that was horrible.. but again.. it was fun :)

So next thing, I'm with T_Rex on the dancefloor and I see a HB 6 making a proximity alert to my boy and so I told him but he wouldn't do anything.. so I tapped her elbow and ran.. hahaha.. she thought it was him.. so he didn't had a choice but to dance with her. I did that to help him not to laugh or anything, because sometimes.. you got to let go of your ego and do it for the skill, not the girl. So he's dancing with this girl, and I do another forcing IOI to a HB 6.5.. she immediately comes to me.. but she was drunk and her friends jumped between me and her and told me no you cant... I'm like.. triple FUCK man.. I'm not lucky. At the end of the night, I see HB 7 who gives me some eye contact and puts her back towards me (PROXIMITY ALERT BITCHES). The problem is that I grabbed her not too hard by the arm.. but not smoothly either.. she didn't liked it so I blew it once again.. LOL it's still a fun thing to do. I try to learn from each situation what I did wrong and good, because that's the only way I'm going to become better. So that's about it.. T_Rex did a lot of approaches too.. Gamon was not in a good mindset so he approached none.. hope he catches up for his mistakes next time we sarge. Peace out!

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Date: 12th august 2011

Members: Valentyn, (Eric and his GF)

Location: Radio Lounge (NOISY NIGHTCLUB)


So I get there to receive a phone call from my friend, who tells me I'm going to be alone with him and his GF. Immediately, I'm like.. damn.. I'm going to have to sarge without a wingman in a nightclub, which is really difficult. I was right.. I leaved my friend with his girl and went alone.. but I was DLVing my self all the way. It looked like I had no friends and was just walking alone without anyone by my side. AA started appearing out of nowhere and I panicked so I went back to my friend and his GF. To my surprise, a hot slim blonde was talking to them and I found out she was their friend. We introduced each other, than I left to sarge again. I was near the bathroom, when I see a girl standind with her back on a wall, alone. So I approach.

V: Hey.. how are you?
HB: *Big smile on her face* Good you?
V: Not bad.. not bad.. how come your alone? A girl shouldn't supposed to be alone..
HB: I'm waiting for some people
V: Oh allright.. cool..

*Small talk for about 1 min*

HB: My boyfriend's over there
V: *Fuck now you tell me?* Oh ok.. I have to get back to my friends.. bye!

So I went to chill with my buddy and when I see him, he jumps at me by saying that the hot slim blonde wanted to dance with me. His GF than told me that she was looking for me or something so in my head I'm like: Holy shit! Nice.. She had a great ass! So I immediately went to look for her and I couldn't find her. She was nowhere to be seen. But after a while, I spot her and I ask her to dance..

V: Hey do you want to dance with me?
HB: I'm really sorry.. my exboyfriend is here.. we just broke up and I don't want him to see me with another guy..
V: *DAMNN!!! so pissed!!* Oh allright.. it's ok..

At 2:30 AM my friend and I wanted to go to McDonalds and at my surprise..my blonde target wanted to come with us.. so I took it as an IOI. We were both seating in the backsit of the car and I flirted with her.. teasing a lot..

V: Are you always this crazy? Or is it just the alcohool that's getting to your head? :)
HB: No it's not the alcohol, I'm a crazy girl..
V: Ah fine that doesn't bother me at all, it's just funny to see you get so excited
HB: haha :)

I was having a cocky-funny personality and to be honest I think it worked, because she was giving me multiple IOI's and I think she really enjoyed my presence. But, at the end of the night, I should'v NC her.. damn.. I don't know why I didn't.. I could'v said something like.. " Listen you seem really fun.. why don't you give me your number?" I'm 100% sure she would'v did.. anyway.. I'll make sure I see her again. Not the best of nights, but I see progress.. Peace out!

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Keep remembering that you've got nothing to lose, man! Think about your regrets from these FR's. You regret *not* making a move, which is pretty common. I do it al lthe time. If you can change that to regretting making the wrong move, then all you have to do is change the wrong moves to right ones. Don't let it go until she walks away, be persistent; and even if she does walk away, keep trying. Even if you're not smooth, she might admire your tenacity and confidence. Regardless, you can only limit your learning experiences by not trying.

Really great work so far, though. I'm ready to hear about some HB10's!!!

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Man, this seems awesome. Great to see you take initiative, and btw, I cracked up with the thing about you poking this girl and then running away. That was way too funny.
Where are you sarging btw?
Good luck!


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Man, this seems awesome. Great to see you take initiative, and btw, I cracked up with the thing about you poking this girl and then running away. That was way too funny.
Where are you sarging btw?
Good luck!
Thanks a lot dude..I'm sarging in Montreal.. in each field report if you look it says location.. that's where I went on that specific night.. btw.. read my next field report.. me and my boys killed it!

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Date: 13th august 2011

Members: Valentyn, T_Rex, Gamon, (Serge)

Location: Chez Serge (BAR)


Allright people, so get this.. we arrive at the place and seat at the bar.. not even 5min that we sit.. and some girls run near us and jump on the bar table dancing and shaking their asses... Bitches will be bitches (Line used by Gamon :) ).. anyway.. their friend didn't want to go with them.. (like a 7.5 iranian girl).. so I open without hesitating

V: Hey why don't you go up there? :) (Smile.. it's so important!! it makes so much difference)
HB: Nahh I don't want to
V: How come?
HB: I don't know.. they just drank too much.. that's why they're like that
V: Oh so you don't drink huh? Good girl..
HB: Haha yeah.. I'm the designated driver 2day
V: Guess what?
HB: What?
V: Me 2 :)
HB: Oh wow.. it sucks sometimes
V: Hell yeah..

* Now as I'm talking I notice something... I'm leaning in towards her and I'm seated.. she's not.. so I remember the voice of Mystery.. lean back.. and make her earn your attention* BAMM changing gear mode... I quickly leaned back and made her look like she wants me / is gaming me instead of me gamin her.. because I was chilled.. relax.. and she needed to lean in in order to talk to me...:) A new level of game my friends.. I got to tell you.. things got quick again.. she started not only to kino me.. but she was really enjoying my presence.. giving me IOI's.. during our conversation of like 6-7min.. AMOG comes in

AMOG (Big black guy): Hey.. how are you? (to my target)
HB: Hey.. not bad.. I just met this guy.. Valentyn this is AMOG.. AMOG this is Valentyn
V: Hey man.. glad to meet you.. *Holy shit this guy looks really really protective and has an arm twice as my head*
V: Damn you're bigger than the bouncer :) you should become one dude..
HB: Hahaa see AMOG? I told you look like a bouncer!
AMOG: *Happy with what I said* Thanks man.. but I'm not really into that

* I tried to be the nicest that I can to him.. and when he entered the set.. I only put importance on him.. showing him I don't want to pick up his friend..* Eventually he left and after I spent 5 more minutes with my target.. she left and told me we're going to talk later*

So next thing you know.. 3 hot fkn girls... were looking at us all the way man.. because Valentyn, T_Rex and Gamon are fucking gorgeous! So they come and open us with: Hey are you from Montreal? (to T_Rex)
It's so funny we each picked a different target without even speaking to eachother.. that's real wingmanship... my target was a blonde *again* with legs I would kill to fuck... anyway... we gamed like there's no tomorrow!!

Gamon: Hey so I'm from Romania.. like my friend right here (pointing towards me)
V: Heyy guys.. yeah we're both from the same country.. (directly entering the set)

*While talking...Gamon isolates his target.. and runs the 5 questions game by neil strauss.. and it worked man!! The girl had to buy him a drink!! HAHA :) *

During this time.. me and T_Rex were once again ripping it off

HBS: We're best friends we've know eachother since we were little
V : Yeah I could tell you make the same facial expressions
T: Yeah me 2.. have guys seen the best friends test??
HBS: No...
T: Are you guys using the same shampoo??

*HBS looking at eachother*
T: Oh you are best friends.. see.. when you look at eachother before giving an answer..you make eye contact and that proves you have a speacial bond
* HBS reaction are like :O:O:O:O big eyes big smiley face :):) YEAH BUDDY! DHV spikes from Mystery all the way..

HB blonde (my target): Come ride the mechanical bull!
V: Maybe after :)
HB: Come on!! Ride the bull!
V: Hey please buy me a dring before you ask me to do something, please! I'm very high maintenance...
T: HAHA yeah guys.. you have to wine and dine him

* I mean.. this is just pure wingman ship from my friend.. The full sentence is: I'm very high maintenance.. you have to wine me and dine me.. but he continued the last part so it looked even more realistic!! Props to my boy! *

T: Hey guys quick magic trick gather around gather around!!
* T making a ring jump from finger to finger... *
His target that he qualified him self to: OH!!!! :O:O
My target: Hey you swap fingers it didn't jumped!!
HB: Do it again do it again!
V: Hey wow.. he's not a dancing monkey.. you have to pay him to do that one more time.. :) *MIstery line*

This is only some of the small game we ran.... they were enjoying so much our company it's like the best set we gamed from the begining of our journey.. so you know what we did?! We left... Women want things they cant get/ hard to get... so me and T broke off telling them that we will talk to them later.. we went outside and met my other target with her friends... BOOM! GAMING GEAR ON bitches.. I slowly gradually make T_Rex introduce himself to the group and Gamon too.. who started gaming an egyptian girl friend to my initial target.. He ran solid game.. and even number closed her.. YEAH BUDDY!! She was 21.. he's 18... Hell yeah! Put your hands up and continue to read the field report! After this, me and T_Rex are relaxing outside when our 3 hot targets come outside. So here's the problem..they gave us proximity.. wanted to talk to us.. but they were waiting for us to go them.. we didn't want to but should'v because we leaved them inside.. but we're new to this so we didn't approach them... we eventually lost them :(:( fuck man come on!! I started thinking about that ass in that small white skirt I'm not going to have.. and T_Rex was feeling the same.. we could'v 99.99999% number closed.. those chicks opened us.. sent us 1000 IOI's and loved our company.. anyway.. at the end of the night... we've had a BLAST!! I didn't number closed my first target .. didn't want to.. and I just enjoy watching us in action man..I'm proud of all of us.. we just owned that bar from the begining till the end.. I saw girls looking at us all the time.. because of our DHV presence.. we were always near 3-4 girls.. wow. Going to continue posting so tune in to hear some nice stories :) Peace out!!

*BY THE WAY.. MYSTERY METHOD IS U-N-B-E-L-I-E-V-A-B-L-E *
The logic of approaching not the scare the target and to befriend the obstacles.. the negging.. is just unbelievable!! Hope I helped some people!

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:26 am 
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Keep remembering that you've got nothing to lose, man! Think about your regrets from these FR's. You regret *not* making a move, which is pretty common. I do it al lthe time. If you can change that to regretting making the wrong move, then all you have to do is change the wrong moves to right ones. Don't let it go until she walks away, be persistent; and even if she does walk away, keep trying. Even if you're not smooth, she might admire your tenacity and confidence. Regardless, you can only limit your learning experiences by not trying.

Really great work so far, though. I'm ready to hear about some HB10's!!!
Thanks a lot!! I know I'm making progress.. I interact with almost anyone I see.. and to be honest.. AA is SOOO much lower than before.. I'm not even stressed when I go out.. I relax and I'm capable of enjoying talking to women that I don't know.. Peace out!

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Wassup Valentyn, fucktop journal, its funny as hell too. Keep it up

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Wassup Valentyn, fucktop journal, its funny as hell too. Keep it up
Thanks Dinosaur.. Can't wait for this saturday sarge time! Looking forward to your number close! We're also going to a bar because of my leg, no clubbing..peace out!

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Date: 20th august 2011

Members: Valentyn, T_Rex, Gamon

Location: Entourage (NOISY NIGHTCLUB) and Bar XO (LOUNGE,NOISY NIGHTCLUB)


We arrive with the objective to sarge in LightUltraClub, but because Gamon was wearing shorts, the bouncer didn't let us in. Hope this doesn't arrive another time, because it frustrated the shit out of me.. I really wanted to go in that field. Anyways, we ended up at Entourage, where me and T_Rex opened some bizarre chicks dressed in football players (they weren't hot, not even pretty). That was like our warm-up set. So we go on the dancefloor and have a fun attitude.. people just started appearing near us, because we weren't creepy like the 40 year old virgins (pakistan, indian, many other creatures) that were staring at teenagers with their bear in their hand. There's a two set.. HIGH energy man.. holy shit I don't know what those girls took but they were definately crazy. So T_Rex offers his hand and the blonde one of the two dances for like 5min with him. She was so crazy that she left, dancing in the air like a monkey on steroids.. it was actually funny :lol: Her friend - a brunette - was having a beautiful face.. really slim body.. really fuckable.. but the blonde was just so damn crazy she kept tackling me while she danced.. so i negged her

V: Hey! You shouldn't bump into people like that! It's rude!
HB: I'm so sorry!! I don't do it on purpose!
V: Oh allright anyway want to dance?!

She comes and dances with me for like.. 45 seconds.. after that the steroids go up in her head and she bounces near her friend. Next thing you know I look and I see my boy T grabbed by a night creature - black ugly chick.. she jumps at him and starts grinding the shit out of him. She was so into it that she was making him lose his balance.. it was pretty funny to see I have to admit. So after that, we dance and we go to the bar.. I see a pakistan - indian grenade to my left and I decide to have some fun..

V: Hey do you speak english?
Grenade: What?
V: You! Speak english?!
Grenade: Yeah!
V: Wanna hear something really interesting?? :D
Greande: No!!
V: Allrightttt :P

* I wanted to make an ESP trick *

So after that, on the dancefloor, the hot brunette and her blonde friend were always coming near us..so T_Rex, in order to take revenge for the last field report - when I tapped the elbow of some ugly chick that gave him proximity - he told her that I'm really good dancer.. but I didn't hear what he said.. so I engage..

HB:* Looking at me *
V: What?
HB: *Keeping eye contact*
V: What did he said?
HB: That you're a good dancer!
V: Oh! He always tells that to a lot of people! :)
HB: Is it true?
V: Yeah, give it a try!

She comes to me and I'll be honest.. I wasn't high energy at all.. and she was too into it... Mistery says you always have to match the energy level of your target.. we danced for like a min.. but both left.. I knew I had failed man.. I didn't feel good.. confidence started decreasing.. so we left the club.. when we leave I make a force IOI to a girl near the bar.. she gives me great response!

Basically, we go to Bar Xo, and T_Rex was the man of the night.. I don't know how many fkn approaches he did.. but he did a lot.. I was happy to see him not hesitating and even if sometimes he failed.. he had no problem trying it again.. great work! I was let down by the brunette in that club.. I know I shouldn't but I was..I have to work on my inner game and tolerate more failure..but to be honest.. I think I'm in the right direction..T_Rex even created his own opener *SHOTS OPENER*.. go see his profile or his post to see the details on how to open a girl who's taking shots. Gamon didn't approach.. he has difficulty in noisy clubs.. he really has to step out of his comfort zone. Anyway.. Peace out!!

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Great journal bro. Looking forward to this journey... We've got work to do...

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Date: 3rd september 2011

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Location: Pink (STRIPCLUB)


Allright even though we wanted to cold approach.. we thought that hey it's been a while since we didn't go to a stripclub and we thought we could sarge strippers - Mistery Hired Gun Method. At the same time, I thought it would be good because it will push me to sarge even more when I see a naked girl that I know I could be fucking.. so anyway.. I don't know if I stated this but I'm in INJURY MODE.. my nail got cracked in a soccer match and I can't put any shoes.. but this time I managed to put one, even if it's not that good.. I really wanted to go out. We arrive at the place.. and sit down in the front row. We each order a beer, to a cute bartender with a really cute accent lol.

Because I read a book which I think it's the best book of bodylanguage you can find.. there's everything in it.. "The Definitive Book of Body Language" - Allan and Barbara Pease..I start making positive body language. T_Rex too, and strippers seem to quite like him a lot :D :D .. I practiced watching other guys and analyzing their non verbal language. A lot of guys excuded aggression, insecurities and other bad signs.. I do the opposite of them :) Anyway our bartender comes a little bit late and tells us that she's sorry she forgot our beers but she's going to bring 2 shots extra free.. 8)

T_Rex makes a forcing IOI to a realllllyyyy cute-nice butted hired gun.. she smiles and responds great! I told him she's an exotic dancer and that he shouldn't look for IOI's.. they are trained to give IOI's to men. It's part of their own routines. So we talk, have a few laughs, enjoying our time when an 18year old guys gets on the stage (it was his birthday) and 2 strippers come at him dance on him and than remove the back of his boxers and slap him with a belt! HAHAHAA!!! It was the funniest thing ever.. the guy screamed HAHAA *DLV* :lol: :lol:

Because of the numerous black dancers that were stripping, I went to the bathroom (NO RACISM - I'M JUST NOT ATTRACTED TO BLACK FEMALES)..
So the bartender comes once again and ask me if everything's ok.. and T_Rex orders another beer and I neg her

T: Another beer please!
HG: Allright!
V: Don't forget it this time!! :)
HG: Don't worry I won't! :) It cost me money anyway!

It's good.. I think on the spot.. and she had a big smile and laughed a little bit when she told me that.. which is good.. the response to a neg must be a smile or laugh..

So a stripper opens me few minutes later..

HG: Hey! How are you?!
V: Good..good... come.. take a seat
HG: What? (Loud music)
V: Take a chair and sit down!
HG: Allright
*Sits down*
V: So how are you? * HAHA lool totally stupid I asked her the same think she asked me :P *
HG: Good
*Talking for like 2min*
HG: You want a private dance?
V: Is it contact?
HG: Yeah sure you can touch me..
V: Hell yeah

I got my lapdance and it was so damn good I was having a half boner man.. reverse cowgirl is definitely my position xD Haha.. anyway.. T_Rex got a dance too and he was really pissed because she let him kiss her neck and she teased him a lot.. his girl had such a nice ass.. woww :shock:

When we go to the car.. I see my 45$ bracelet is missing.. I'm like WTFFF?!! I think my stripper stole it.. because it didn't fell on the ground.. we went to look for it.. anyway.. quick reference on a quote T_Rex told me for all of you people who never pay anything with your money

T_Rex: "Money doesn't go in your grave"

I don't know why, but I really like this quote.. It's for all of you people that never want to spend 5$ on something because it costs.. it's not good to think like that! Anyway..looking forward to next week sarging! Peace out!!

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Money doesn't follow you in your grave, so what's the point of accumulating it. Spend as much as you can leave the regret for later :D. Good times yesterday buddy...i'm sure that fuckin stripper stole your bracelet haha :P

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