Alright so I had to share this story with you guys hope you think it’s as funny as I did … So I’m out last night at the club, and while guys circle the place like vultures looking for their next piece of dead meat It was obvious that the few HBs that where here have left. However just as I make this discovery two HB9s walk by, two brunettes with dark brown skin, JUST my type (LOL)…
Obviously I couldn’t let them walk away... so as they pass I stop them and say “Hey! Can you guys to settle an argument between me and my friend?” (I was drawing a blank for fresh material so I went with a canned open) not giving them time to respond I asked “Is khaki a color or a fabric?”
To my surprise they didn’t speak. They just stared at me! So I continued to smile and just as I was about to try to save this train wreck of an attempt the target leaned in and said, “What??” her tone implied she didn’t hear me! THANK GOD haha. So I spoke a little louder and she leaned into me as I repeated myself.
After talking for a few minutes I ask them if they believed in ESP (once again canned lol). I went through the routine holding her hand. (Here is when it gets funny) I say “Can you see your number?” “She says yes!” smiling and I say “Is it four?”
Her eyes widen as though she had just seen a ghost and she slowly begins to back up… “Is that right?” I asked her but no response. Her friend asks her the same thing and she answers “YES”!! Her friend smiles at first but the target turns and walks franticly away before I can tell her it’s just a trick!
About an hour later we are sitting out on the balcony of the club and she spots me. She walks up and said “You really freaked me out in there!! How did you do that?” I tried to tell her that most ppl when asked to choose a number between 1 and 4 pick three and there was nothing to it… But she was having none of it.
“Let's play again only this time 1-50” her cute little voice was amusing and while I was sure I would get it wrong I played along.
“25?” I said as a pure guess
“OH MY GOD!!!” apparently I got it right and she got even more freaked out… she then ran around the club telling everyone that I had some crazy psychic powers!! I think the last time she might have been messin with me!! anything I should have done diffrently? Or is she just crazy?