Skip these paragraphs if you don't care about the set up.

The background to this is: I dated this chick in highschool maybe 6 years ago (I'm 22 now). We fucking hated each other.

I was not ready to date this kind of girl yet. She was loud, in your face, critical, sarcastic, and hot, and she'd get up in my shit when I didn't know how to respond to it all. It was intimidating, and lowered my self esteem. She's a big portion of my AA.

I was a little bitch and let her walk all over me. When we broke up she would flirt and play with my friend right in front of me and not so much as look me in the eye. I stopped hanging out with the guy, and I didn't speak to the girl again. I saw her at a party or two through the years and would always ask "what's up?" but I'd get the cold shoulder.

So 5 years after we broke up and hadn't spoke, with a mutual hate for each other, this girl finds me on Facebook and adds me. I though it might have been by accident, but I accepted. A day went by and she hadn't said anything to me, so I posted a hello on her wall. She responded, and excitedly at that. I said we needed to catch up, but face to face, and she fucking gives me her number. At this point im not sure what to think considering our break up and silence. Shit, we were 16, maybe she's just grown up and put it behind her?

Still, yesterday, about 2 weeks after she gave me her number, I decided to to try and follow through. I wasn't sure if I should call her or text her, but I decided text. Here's the conversation:

ME: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
HER: ?
ME: Ffsssshhh. What up dood it's CxHops
HER: Hahahahaahaha nice. How are you?
ME: Livin the dream at work. What are you up to?
HER: Sweetsauce! I'm just hanging out with some friendos.
ME: I'm jealous. What have you got going on Sunday?
HER: Nothing that I know of yet.
ME: I got a thing till lae afternoon, but let's play catch up after
HER: Yeah definitely
ME: "Sweetsauce"! Its a plan then. Well talk later, work out the deets. Have fun with your frienditos!
HER: Have fun at workzors!

This chicks an 8 for sure. Part of me wants to prove to her I'm not who I was in highschool, but she's kinda the root of all my fear, so I don't want to over do it and seem like I'm proving myself.

Anyways, that's to come still.

Can I get a breakdown on the texting? Much appreciated gentlemen.

CxHops

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No "if"... just "how".

I like it, and I also like how you mirrored her keyword "sweetsauce" that takes skill to learn.

All you need to do when you meet up with her, is COMPLETELY ignore her untill the last moment. Become friends with her friends. She will come expecting you to be all over her asking her tons of questions and when you don't she will freak out because you are playing with her emotions. At the end of the night give her the little attention and kino shes been expecting all night and she will be like puddy in your hands.

*be the coolest guy ever to her friends

*dont be afraid to spit game in front of her to other girls.