Had an interesting night so i figured i'd share with you.

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An old fuck buddy from about a year ago is in town visiting family and called me up asking if I wanted to hit the bars with her tonight. She used to wing me and she was fun to hang with so I agreed.

I pick her up at 10 and we go to the first bar. Don't usually ever go here but she wanted to try it and im up for something new.

This place sucks. No women under 40 and not hot guys for her. We play a quick game of pool and leave.

Walk down the street to an Irish pub. LAME!

We stay for only a few minutes and leave.

As were leaving I spot two extremely cute chicks walking towards us.

I muster up my best Irish accent and yell to them: "Oi, I'm Irish!" and then give a little bow.

They walk over to us, giggling.

I introduce myself, first to the cute blond then the cute red head. Give the red head a spin, tell her shes too sexy for red hair. She laughs, I tell er I revoke her right to be a ginger because "gingers arnt allowed to be this sexy"

Blond ask if FuckBuddy is my GF.

FuckBuddy interrupts that shes really a man in disguise. We all laugh.

FuckBuddy and blond start talking about prostitutes. I continue teasing RedHead about her not being allowed to be a ginger anymore.

I start busting in Shock and Awe type stuff and getting very physical. I start mutual hand caressing, she resist.

Keep vomiting nonsensical words while calling her hot and molesting her.

After a few minutes I go for hand caressing again. She accepts and makes it mutual.

Blond starts getting bored and tells us that their going to the pub and welcome to join.

I get a quick kiss and a number from both of them and FuckBuddy and I leave. That pub was fucking lame and we wasnt going back in.

Me: "Now I'm sad"

RedHead: "dont be, come in with us"

Me: "Cant, im still sad (said playfully) give me a kiss and cheer me up"

With out waiting for her response I go in for the kiss. Im already extremely close to her face so its not awkward or weird. She accepts and we make out quickly then I get their numbers.

FuckBuddy and I decide to drive out to meet a friend in a suburb about 25 miles away. Our said there was a big bar having a huge mardi gras party so we had to go.

On our way there we ran into a traffic jam. We wait...10 minutes...

15 minutes....

25 minutes....

45 minutes.... Im getting bored. I tell FuckBuddy to give me a blow job. She ask why should she, I tell her my cum is magical. She laughs and I get my dick sucked.

60 minutes... this traffic jam is getting lame.

65 minutes... we make a "U" Turn and go down a road we suspect migh be a good detour.

85 minutes.... we are lost as fuck.

At around 2 hours we finally get to where we wanted to be. We met up with DrunkMan (yeah, our friend that wanted us to come party with him. He is shit faced by now) at the bar.

The bar, being in a lame hick town, is not far from closing. DrunkMan suggest we get some food, we agree.

Fast forward to iHop (yummmm).

Cute waitress serves us. She has an amazing ass and DrunkMan points it out to her. She is shy...even more cute.

We hit on her shamelessly over the course of the meal and she finds any reason to visit our table.

I get her number before we all go. Forgot to leave her a tip....oh well...we were the tip!

Were all tired so we go crash at his place. FuckBuddy is horny but im surprisingly not. I am usually a pussy and only drink smirnoff ice but DrunkMan gave me shots of some nasty hard stuff when we got to his place. made me very un-horny.

Not exactly the night I wanted to have but thats life, go with it and have fun.

I'll re-write this when im less tired and drunk. Peace.

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