Yo!

Okay so I've been working on my shit for the past few weeks now and decided enough is enough - it's time to work the field.

Not having any access to immediate parties I decided to hit the day game - specifically, my local McDonalds. I know, I know what you're thinking: Why would you go to such a place? Who could it attract. Well, you'd be surprised...

I'd just finished my lunch and was about to bail, having spotted NOTHING in the vicinity until, lo and behold, two HBs dressed as slutty pirates walked straight through the door. Perfect

I circled round and approached them from the side with the most simple opener: "Yargh!"

They both smiled at me, and one of them proceeded to hand me a card for a fancy dress shop they were promoting. We got to chatting, I threw a couple of negs about their outfits their way, things were going great until -- they had to order.

Now some guys would say to just wait it out, but I hate standing around like a chump; I knew where I could find them; so I bid them a good lunch and bailed.

However, all was not lost.

After finishing my last errand of the day I decided to visit their shop, assuming they'd be back from lunch by now; they were.

They both lit up upon my entry, and, after I'd tried on a few costumes and mucked around for a bit, I performed the cube (for the first time ever) on my target. I was fucking AMAZED at how well I was able to bullshit on the spot. It seemed like I'd done it a thousand times. And halfway through my target's body language COMPLETELY changed. It was like watching a transformation before my eyes.

I feel like I've waffled long enough now so I'll conclude by saying - I number closed. Not the slam dunk I was seeking but not bad for a first shot.

Some advice on where to go from here would be good

- v9

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"Isolate!"