Alright let me start with this.
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That link is a my situation previously with his girl. Eventually I continued texting and this is what happened.
"well then im glad were on the same page ;p cause i like to be completely honest in any of my relationship whether it be my friends oore more haha ;p " - Me
"Well good im gladd[; bc i hate when guys liee... so even tho u dont want a relationship im sure we can be more then just friends...i just hate saying friends with benefits it makes me sound so skanky" - Her
"Well theres another term we could use, No Strings Attached relationship ;p" - Me
and thats how I finished off that one, but thats besides the point. Here is what happened. Our plan was to hang out after school her house no parents home from 2-4. The night before she decides to change the plans and tell me shes staying home and I should to, and we'll "hang out and have all day and have fun" So I agreed. So the following morning I pick her up we drive around for a bit waiting for my family to leave my house and go to work. Eventually we make it into my house and we work my way straight to my bedroom. Me be hesitant not cause I wasnt confident enough to make the moves right away but I didnt want to stay at my house we had to wait two hours till her parents left for work so we were just killing time at my house, and Id much rather be at her house then at mine.
Anyway I've been reading alot into body language and I feel comfortable saying im very decent at reading it. Anyway I was getting all the signals from her leaning in, legs wide-open facing me, feet facing me, she was constantly preening. Eventually i decided I couldn't resist and decided to ask her for a massage, she said no so I kind of gave her the cold shoulder and asked her again. This time she said yes, but she told me she wasn't good at all so I told her okay, ill be nice and give you one first, so i turned her on her stomach and she had one of those semi see through mesh like back V shits on. I have no idea how else to explain it anyway I saw her bra strap and I snapped it. She turned over in shock but laughing and well I made my move there. Her phone goes off I tell her to answer it she says ill look at it later. So we continue ill spare you guys the details but over an hour goes by and were having ourselves a great time. Meanwhile her phone went over several more times. Eventually she grabs her phone and reads her text.
Its her dad, and the text read "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU" and as she went to respond he called her and she picked up. This is were things turned very bad. I was on the other side of my room completely naked checking my phone. But I heard her dad perfectly even though it was up against her ear screaming
"WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, WHY AREN'T YOU IN FUCKING SCHOOL DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME" she makes an excuse saying she had subs and she just cut classes all day, rather then admitting the truth, which was prefectly reasonable except..her dads a teacher in one of the elementary schools so he had connections to the High School. Anyway he continues screaming at her to the point were I don't think ive heard anyone angier. She falls back into another lie saying
"Okay I lied I'm driving around with my friends"
"WHAT WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THAT WHO ARE YOU FUCKING WITH, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU"
"Im with my friend uhh gabby"
"GABBY WHO THE FUCK IS GABBY, WHO ELSE ARE YOU WITH GOD DAMNIT"
"and my friend Chris"
"CHRIS? WHO THE FUCK IS CHRIS"
they continue to argue. Eventually I hear this
"PUT THIS FUCKING CHRIS KID ON THE PHONE" my heart dropped nearly as fast as my pants did nearly an hour earlier. I answer the phone
"Hello"
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TAKING MY DAUGHTER OUT OF SCHOOL HOW FUCKING DARE YOU"
"Im sorry sir, ill take her right back to school now i apologizes"
"NO TAKE HER TO MY FUCKING HOUSE RIGHT NOW"
"okay of course"
Meanwhile were on the phone im hand signaling her to get her clothes back on and im stumbling to put on my clothes which was very difficult to do when you have an enraged father screaming into your ear. Then I hand her the phone back and her and her father continue to argue until I hear
"PUT FUCKING GABBY ON THE PHONE NOW"
Theres no gabby, gabby was another lie she made up. Whats going through my head right now is were fucked were fucked were fucked. She then admits to there being no gabby and her dad reaches a new level of anger and asked well screamed for her to put me back on the phone and when I answer this is what I hear.
"BE AT MY FUCKING HOUSE WITHIN FIVE FUCKING MINUTES OR I WILL FUCKING CALL THE COPS ON YOU I WANT TO MEET YOU "
I tell him okay, and this time im already starting my car up. The entire ride my mind is thinking "I'm going to die, this is it its over, but if i do make it out this story is going to be an amazing story"
So eventually I make it to her block and in the middle of the road infront of her house i see the silhouette of a 6 foot huge angry Italian man shrugging his shoulders and bouncing around trying to control his emotions. I pull to the side of the road and as im lowering my window he slams his hands along the frame of my door screaming at me. Threating my life telling me that he wants to strangle me and askes what i have been doing with his daughter the last 3 hours. Me being good at creating reasonable stories off the top of my head told him we went out for breakfast, and drove around after that until he called. SOMEHOW he believed it word for word and didnt question me on that, but his threats did not stop. I saw his veins in his neck popping out and with each threat her gave he got closer and closer to my face. Eventually he told me never to talk to his daughter again if i do blahblahblah you know the rest of that. So after that i drove my self home in complete silence until i just started uncontrollably smiling and started laughing telling myself did that really just happened this is hysterical amazing i cant wait to tell me friends. Either way my No Strings Attached relationship is over, i still pride myself in being able to escape with my life and the to say i got at least one NSA.
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