So I was gaming this hb8 all night and things were going well. My pivot was out with me and she is pretty chill. I leave to go get a drink and I come back to a surprise.

hb8: So your friend told me you are into that pick up artist stuff from the internet.

Me (really taken off guard): Uhh, yea it's kind of a hobby of mine...

hb8: Wow I think that is really cool (Not expected at all). Does all that stuff really work?

Me: Well I guess we will find out here in a minute, haha.

hb8: Oh gosh, you are using it on me right now?

Me: Well, not you in particular, but yes you as well.

hb8: Well then, I guess it does work.

Me: Yea I guess so, check this out. (SMOOOOOCH)

I could just kiss my pivot (again) even though this scared the shit out of me. This was one of the many sets that made to tonight the shit.

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