| Hey guys,
Last night I went out with 4 guys and 2 girls. Had no intentions to do anything. I think the most important thing about going out is not to want sex or intimacy.
A girl opened my set when she saw my shoes, which are italian and denim. As I introduced her to everyone, I saw an SHB10 about 5'8" talking to a guy her height and another guy. They left after a minute of talking to her. She had two HB9's in set with her, and i guessed the guys were gaming. I was curious, so i asked, "how did he fuck up."
Her: "What??"
Me: "Well, I'm gay, and I think it's hilarious what things guys say to hit on girls. I'm sure you get hit on every 5 minutes in bars like this. Even me, sometimes they tell me I have a nice ass, and I have no ass! So how did he fuck up?
Her: It was too obvious that he was hitting on me. And he was asking stupid questions, like where are you from and what classes I'm in.
Me: and he totally isnt your type. You need someone taller, I bet you've never dated a guy under 6 feet.
Her: Exactly, thats the first thing I thought!
Me: I read somewhere that a guy should be 1.1 times a girls height to be compatible (I actually have read this).
Her: Youre so right, who are you?
At this point, the guy's friend came up from behind her, reached an arm around her and put a beer in her face, and said, "Got you a present!" I thought she was with him, so i ejected
Later, I was with my friends and I saw her keep turning guys away left and right. like three every five minutes. She was nice and had a personality, so I got into set, and did the "we're married" role play. She actually introduced me to her friends as her husband. I merged sets and we all became friends. At the end of the night, an hour later, I did style's number close and she drew a picture of herself that looked professional. Thank you, Style! _________________ Abro Kadabro,
university of south carolina
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