I posted a week ago about my first experience in a club environment that turned out to be a disaster. Never got farther than an opening. But now I can say in my second time that it was nothing like that!

Note: I'm 20 so I can not legally enter a club, so this place I go to is a teen event with no alcohol an only does this on Tuesday for the next few weeks.

This time there is a few differences. One is that I took two friends with me, the second is that we all drank a little bit to loosen up before we went. I gotta say that both helped, the alcohol really did make me more loose, an having a couple friends made it a lot easier to approach sets out of just trying to be a show off (lol). Also I went Peacocked with a black an white checkered hat, a black an grey checkered hoodie, some mittens I bought an cut the fingers off, skinny jeans, an also I cut an dyed my head red a couple days before for shits an giggles. (would of had eyeliner to but couldn't find it).

In this Ill be calling my friends by the names of Red an Spaz. Red went in his usual redneck attire of tight wrangler jeans, a black jacket, along with a cowboy hat an boots. Also he shaved his head the day before for shits an giggles just like I cut an dyed my hair red. Spaz went more as a regular looking person in jeans an t-shirt.

We showed up a bit early, there where about 12 people there when we first walked in but from my experience from last time the place was going to pick up fast. My friends went upstairs claimed a table in the corner of the second floor balcony an started the obvious conversation of which girl was hotter. I was pumped up so instead of joining in I instead said "how about I go over there an see if I can get those girls to come hang out with us?" Spaz just laughs at me because he hardly ever hang out an has not really seen me just do shit without really thinking it through, Red on the other hand said no bluntly, but I just took it as yes an walked over to the 3 set in the middle area of the balcony that the two of my friends were talking about previously. I walked pretty much straight to them which I know is a no no with most pick up, but this was at the highlight of my alcohol buzz an didn't really think. But I stopped in front of them an said hey guys, just being honest you all look really awkward just sitting there like that. the HB on the left looked the most shocked an said really? Ill put the rest in the he said she said format that every one loves on here.
Me: Ya, but lucky for you guys I got a great social circle for you guys to join over there (pointed to my friends)
HBmiddle: Well I have a boyfriend.
Me: Oh thats cool, but why the hell do I need to know that when making friends?
HBmiddle: Um..
Me: Whats all your names anyways?
HBleft: Blah
HBright: Blah
HBmiddle: blah
Me: Ok cool, now you guys really got to come meet my friends.
HBright: ok
They all stand up an I put my arms over the shoulders the the left an right HB's an make the middle one fallow behind. When we got to the table I guess my friends were a bit awestruck or something because they just sat there awkwardly for about 10 seconds an made the girls feel weird enough to just walk away. The left an right HB's were definally 8's the one in the middle was a 6. Why either of my friends didn't make a move is beyond me, Spaz flirts a lot an Red is my best friend that I use to think was a ladies man an would know how to act. But oh well the night was young.

I started then going around the club saying random ass things, making fun of, an accusing them of doing something stupid. I really didn't have any expectations this time, I just wanted to see what works an what doesn't. I went an stood next to one hb looking out over the club from the balcony area were I spent most of my time. she was wearing a very colorful patterned shirt, I cocked my head looked at her an said stay the fuck out of my boxer drawer. She looks at me an says what? I have a pair of boxers with the same pattern as your shirt. she smiles but her friend next to her leans over so she can see me an asks what I said, she tells her blond friend who then looks at me again an says, that is so weird! From my first time in the club this was about the time they would just walk away but they stayed, not real sure what to follow up on I just left to see what other things I could try as openers. I spent most of the time opening an got blown out many times but it didn't effect me at all, a few times I tried to go farther but I always asked for their name about 2 min in an they all took it as me hitting on them an their body language instantly changed.

Its now been a couple hours an people are still pouring in, not a single girl I opened before I could spot out from the crowd, it went from 20 to a hundred in a few min an from that to about 300, good thing me an my friends went early because they stopped letting people in. From the balcony I spotted a HB wearing a red an white striped over shirt. I walked down casually an sat in the chair rite in front of her. I sat there for about a min before I turned my head an asked her.
Me: When did you get out of prison?
HB: laughs: I've never been to prison...
Me: thats good, I don't have to worry about being mugged then.
HB: Ya
Me: So why are you just standing there awkwardly?
HB: I'm waiting for my friends.
Me: Oh, well Ill be your friend till I got to go in a few min. (I pull the chair out next to me an tell her to pop a squat which she does)
Again I didn't know what to say next, I was mainly set on openers an didn't even think I was going to get far with that. So I asked her if wanted to dance so we got up found a spot an grinded a bit, then I left lol

I went back upstairs to check on my friend Red who has evidently not left his seat since we got there, but he had some company of a HB4 who was about 240 pounds short blond hair but I found out she was fun to talk to, an was very much into red an was making fun of him a lot about hating vodka but drinking something spiked with it. After a wile she left without saying goodbye, but before the nite ended one of her friend found Red an made him take the HB4's number wich I thought was funny.

After heading back through the hallway from the restroom the place is so packed I cant get the staircase to get to where I was doing most of my work, I sat at a dark table next to it waiting for a few people to move an decided to open the set behind me. It was loud so I didnt hear much of what they said, an they didn't hear much of what I said, an this was fun because I told one to just nod her head an say uh-huh wile I just say random things. I said a couple sexual remarks then you still cant understand me can you wich she followed up with, actually I can now. uh-oh.
The path to the stairs was semi-clear so I asked to two to come upstairs with me an they agreed. an we went up to the the corner table which I tried to get Red to start talking but he didn't. The two then moved against the railing an I was talking to them, the one on the left was giving me interested body language so I thought well I should atleast try to move this forward. About this time Spaz comes out of nowhere, I turn around an greet an an ask if hes been having fun. He says yeah then moves around me an faces my target an tells her "I dont know if you've noticed, but I keep looking at you an been wanting to ask you do dance" She just says uhhhh an her an the friend walk away. What an asshole!

I decide to chill a bit with red at the table an try talking him into going around. He says he doesn't go around to girls that if he doesn't know if they have a boyfriend or not which set me off on a lecture of how if you dont try you wont know an how there are so many ppl here that even if he fails no one would even remember. Then I just turn around to a girl sitting behind me a HB8 wich I say.
Me:Hi
HB:Hi
Me: can you do me a favor
HB:sure
me:Can you tell my friend here how you get hit on so much that you cant remember most of them.
HB: Haha I never really tryed thinking about it, Its definally true.
Me: Its very nice to meet you (handshake) whats your name?
HB: blah
I then spend the next few moments telling her I'm not trying to make fun of her but then very clearly making fun of her name that is definally a guys name.
We fluff for a wile an she tells me she came with her friend and brother who I call over to meet. An I gave her an the friend the best friends test.
The HB8 an her friend were both giving me ioi's. wich red thought was about time to try so he starts trying to hit on my target nonchalantly so I decided to try a close before another got chased away. I look at her with her brother standing rite there an say its fun talking to you, how could we continue this later? Her brother leans over whispers something in her ear an laughs an she starts fishing for her phone out of her tight jean pocket. I just hand her mine an say put your number in it, which she complies. I then excuse myself to go cool down at one of the opened doors which I wanted to do about mid conversation because it seriously fucking hot in the place you wouldnt even believe!

By the time I got back she was gone so I presume Red chased her away like Spaz did to the other one. but I didn't really care since I got her digits. This was my first number close in night game so it made it all worth it, but to make the the time even better rite before we were about to leave, a random HB9 came over an gave me an Red half a bottle of vodka. No idea why but it made for a good celebration to 3 friends at the house to a fun nite.