I made a near fatal mistake.... I got way too drunk.

End of the night on the way home, i'm in the back seat of my mates gf's car, they are in the front, we are in the drive through at the 24hr McDonalds. we have to wait for our order, as do about 3 or 4 cars behind us.

Far to disorientated for my own good i decide it's a good opportunity to see whats about. I get out of the car, spot a car two back full of girls, i walk towards the passenger side, as i get closer i realise these girls are far far far from attractive, i spot the driver, doesn't look to bad, i say something (no i can't remember what) she calls me over to her side, i talk to her for about 30 seconds tops before i am beckoned back to my lift. as i walk to my ride i yell back, i'm going to be in this car in 5 seconds and you may never see me again unless you do something really quickly (that part i remember, i thought it was brilliant at the time) she shouts out her number accross the carpark (yes full of people, i don't care they are just blurs anyway)

I fumble her number into my phone under the name "Random"

i message her right away (taken straight from my phone)

me- "you really should be more careful about who you give your phone number out to in McDonalds carparks in the early hours of the morning"

Random- "Oh no you're not a stalker are you?"

me- "Yeah, but not the violent type, i just like to watch from a distance and go through your garbage at night"

Random - "well you better be careful of strange ladies that give there number out to random stalkers at odd hours in maccas car parks"

you get the idea right, i get her name and pass out.

i go to facebook the next day to see if i can find her on there (she did ask me to because i refused to give her my full name)

i look her up,........

she's at least 40 (i'm 23) rather large, not attractive at all, with grown kids possibly my age.

all i can think is, if she looked good last night and i found her friends that bad, how bad are they really, i mean, she might have just had a petting zoo or something in the back of her car and they weren't people at all.

block, delete. thank you facebook, saved me.

Moral of the story, think more, drink less.

Everyone's probably got one of these stories, i hope my misfortune make you laugh anyway, from now on no more hitting on girls when i'm that parraletic, i can't trust my vision obviously.

- Inglis