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| MynameisFisher | PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 2:58 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Zealot |  | Joined: Fri Oct 01, 2010 7:01 pm Posts: 494 | | Okay so this report is about an opener I wanted to test how it would work. One thing you should know before reading this is I'm hungarian altough at the university there are lots of english people. Other thing you should know is that those people are my primary targets since I play better in enlgish than in hungarian. I don't know why it is like that, just it is. So I see this HB8 sitting at a table studying some english shit and I open her:
Fisher: Excuse me you are english aren't you?
HB: Yes I am.
F: Can I ask you a question?
HB: Sure.
F: What does the word presumptiuous mean?
HB: It means a way of being disrespectful.
F: Disrespectful?? No way. Are you sure?
HB: Yes, but why are you asking this from me anyways?
F: Oh just there was this girl I was talking to a few minutes ago. She's also english and she told me she really likes me despite the fact I'm presumptiouos.
HB: Oh...
F: Just before I could ask her what that means she left for her class. But I dunno I mean I was like joking around but nothing really disrespectful...
HB: Perhaps you were even if you didn't want it
F: Well the most "rude" I guess was when I mentioned her nose wiggles when she laughs.
HB:(laughs) That's not mean...
F: Yeah I know by the way yours wiggles too.(smiles)
HB: really?(smiles)
etc...
I ended up number closing her. Interesting fact that this girl is NOT on facebook. I couldn't believe it I thought these parts of our species were already extinct because of natural selection:D _________________ What I like in life is nothing more but living it.
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