OK It's been a hot minute since I posted but this has to be told while its fresh.. So let me get you up to speed.. This past week Ive been talkin to this married chick HB9 10 on a good day.. Before I started hookin up with her, I was with her cousin who is also her roomate.. The whole time I was there I would flirt with them both and managed to pull "the wife" out of left field when "the cousin" couldn't make it out.. "Hubby" lives with them both, and "the wife" convinced "the cousin" to invite me over for HER all the time so "hubby" wouldnt think nething was up..

(The three way never happened.. believe me I tried)

Now that ur all caught up to the situation..
OK so I'm at the bar and the wife calls me

THE WIFE "Hey the cousins out for the night and I just kicked out hubby.. we're done for good he packed his shit and left."
FRESH "On Theee Way"

So I get to her house and she's already buck ass naked and we proceed to hook up all over the house.. Shits all good and we pass out in hers and hubbys bed

Then come 4am I hear keys jingling at the door...
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! Wake up.. WAKE UP! I think ur husbands back!"
Shes assed the fuck out..

I can hear him in the next room setting his bags down.. I dont know what to do.. I cant get to the cousins room without him seeing me in their room, so I lay there with my fists up under the covers..

I hear him walking towards the bedroom door, my heart is pound.. He walks in with a dozen red roses and flips on the light

HUBBY "What the fuck are you doing here?"
FRESH "The wife was scared you would come back so the cousin asked me to come over for her"
HUBBY "OK, so why the fuck are you in my bed?? And where the fuck is the cousin"
FRESH "I dunno man she just bailed, probably out being a whore.."
*Avoiding the first question bc I cant think of a logical reason to be there
(both of us fully clothed thank fuckking goddd)
HUBBY "I dont care why the fuck are you in my bed"
FRESH "The wife was scared I wouldnt wake up if you came home so she asked me to sleep in here.. You left her in pretty bad shape man."
HUBBY "What? She kicked ME out.. I think you should probably go.."
FRESH "Yeah.. I'm just gonna go ahead and take off.. looks like everythings cool here.."
HUBBY "What was she sayin about me, why was she the one that was upset.."

(Fuckin Pussy.. He's obviously the nice guy.. Never be the nice guy or ur wife will get fucked)

FRESH "IDK man talk to ur wife.."

I high tailed it the fuck outta there in a hurry.. JESUS I thought I was about to get shot! Never callin THOSE girls again.. lol fuck

So I had to walk home and I dont think I will be getting a three way.. But hey I didnt get shot or even into a fight... I call that a successful night

If anyone cares to know how I scored both these girls and managed the switch.. then I will break down the night I met them and the night I switched off to the even hotter married chick...

oh and the cousin is like 24 and a HB8 (and a whore).. The wife is 22, and an HB9 but still smokin hot.. I am a harsh judge.. almost a 10 in my standards

Haha, this is pretty awesome. What a wussball. I would have grabbed the nearest blunt object and taken a swing. The Universe was on your side in regards to being fully clothed when he came back.

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Hey dude,

This was just fucking awsome.

Here is the good one. You will have a super incredible story to tell. You will get loads of questions and girls love that kind of shit.

Yeah it would be iinteresant to know how you met them and how you switch to the married woman?

"Looks like everythings cool here", hahahhahahahaha..... WTF, hey hubby your bed is checked, not the problem!!!! ohhh thanks for the roses...

Hopefully the wife could think as faster as you did but I think she is in serious problems and thanks god it was a just a nice guy


So let us know if they call you o you call them....


cheers mate

Notneedy

LMFAO

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Nice. I'd just like to know how you pulled this off lol