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Ok so for those of you who don't know, I'm on a new mission when it comes to pick up! I'm gonna stop messin around and up my potential chance of meeting a mate by turning this into a numbers game, after all the more doors u knock on, the more doors will open!
Here goes...
So last nyt(sunday) I was itching to meet women so I call up wingate, we fo out for lunch and meet afcV at cofi cedar square, we meet up with state, incubus and his friend chris(pua in training) cofi sucked so I suggested that we go to hooters...
We start out with a waitress,she's being the typical hooters girl sales pitch fake smile all the usual crap, so I tell her "u smile 2much it makes less happy ppl depressed not cool" don't really care what she said back! I wasn't payin attention, so she told us that she was off and that after she brought our food we were getting a new waitress!
Hh(hooters hottie): hey guys how's the food blah blah
AfcV:it sucked
Me: have u ever seen good burger?
Hh: um no...
Me: seriously!!
Incubus: "welcome to good burger home of the good burger can I take your order?"
Me: cummon... Keenan and kel?
Hh: I know them jus not the movie
Me: loser
Wingate:"who loves orange soda?"
Hh: lol wat?
Me: wat r u boys drinking?
(She goes then comes back and its just afcV and I at the table)
Hh: (tapping my led motioning me to move up)
Me: easy now... Say please
Hh: please...
Me: good girl(move up)
Hh: blah blah...
AfcV: blah blah
Me: blah blah(initiate kino with a shoulder touch
Me: ur naughty u look like u could get me into a lot of trouble
Hh: me?? No... I'm innocent(cute puppy eyes)
Me: no way ur givin off this weird vibe u myt be a murderer!
Hh: haha like a basic instinct vibe?
Me: yeah I've been murdered like twice so I can smell ur kind a mile away
Hh: blah blah
Me: ur adorable... I'm gonna adopt u as my baby sister, we can climb trees and drink cool aid
Hh: haha little sister? Who says that? Where are you from?
Me: I'm from around, south africa
Hh: did u say cool aid? Haha ppl from SA don't say that!
Me: what? Do u want me to say drinkOpop? Lol
Hh: hahahaha
(Other guys come back and she leaves)
(She returns)
Hh: u guys r my most interesting customers
Mepulling a chair next to me on the couch thing) sit down
Hh: (sits)
Me: ok if u wanna hang with us u gotta be cool! (Hold her cheeks with 1 hand then press her nose with the other) beep ok I just turned ur hooters girl programming off, now ur u so be cool
Hh: ok I'm me now
Me: but behave or we gonna vote u off the island!
Hh: haha, what's your name?
Me: I'm pharo( I used my real name)
Hh: hahahaha
Me: what's so funny??
Hh: no what's ur real name
Me: ok ur not behaving time for tribal council, boys I vote her off the island
Every1: agreed
Me: ok ur off the island go away!
Hh: no sorry I was joking blah blah
Me: lol the tribe has spoken
(She goes)
( She walks by pulls a tongue, goes to her other table then comes to us)
Hh: I'm sorry (motioning for a hug)
Me: I don't even know u!
Hh: can I sit?
Me: ask nicely
Hh: please...
Me: u may sit, but ur on probation, I'm gonna guess ur a high schooler
Hh: haha no I'm 19... How old are you?
Me: u look 17, but that's good cause wen ur 23 ull look 21, guess how old I am?
Hh: u have a young face, I'd guess early 20s, maybe 21?
Me: maybe...
AfcV: can I get a coke
Others: order drinks
Me: ur ryt handed, I'm left handed, I'm special ur not
Hh: haha well ryt handed ppl live longer
Me: I'd rather live a short good life rather than a long crap one
Hh: hahaha, well I'm a gemini blah blah
Me: oh interesting... I'm a virgo blah blah, I don't like the idea that that my personality is determined by when I was born I'd rather thinh that all my experiences in life
Hh: I like that
(She goes and she returns)
Hh: may I sit?
Me: u may
Hh: thank you
Me: ur cute but what do u hav goin 4 u other than ur looks?
Hh: I'm good at writing, I'm creative and um um...
Me: only 2? Well ii think u hav a great energy I like that.
Hh: thanx that's so cool, I study journalism
Me: nice where?
Hh: blah blah
Me: I've played golf there
Hh: I go there after class sumtimes...
Me: u play gold awesome... Hi 5
Hh: do u play poker?
Me: no way... (Falling in love) I love poker I'd totally kick ur butt, u dnt hav a poker face
Hh: oh yes I do I'd beat u
(Now there was a lot of fluff, cuming and going and stuff between all this if I typed it all it would take a year, I'm gonna skip to the good stuff)
Me: ur cool I wanna call u( handing her my phone)
Hh: (about to put it in) can I think about it?
Me: sure u can(big smile)
(She goes n comes back)
Me: did u knw elvis dyed his hair
Hh: no way ur lyin
Me: guess wat colour it was
Hh: I'm bad at guessing
Me: try
Hh: blonde
Me: yeah dirty blonde crazy ryt...
(Fluff fluff fluff)
Me: (gesturin 4 her hands)
Hh: comes for a hug n says but u don't hug strangers??
Me: I'm askin 4 ur hands
Hhh haha.
Me: (trust test) ok u trust me
Hh: how do u knw that
Me: I learnt from a chinese guru, (I sit her down and teach n explain it to her)
Hh: wow makes sense
Me: u look like a good liar let's play the lyin game
Hh: the wat? Hw do u play
Me: explain( we play for 1rand I win and she pays)
(Eventually we get the bill)
Hh: add me on facebook
Me: I don't have face book
Hh: what? Liar(she tears a piece of the bill writes down her number folds it and draws a heart on it)
Me: ill call u, ill try not to stalk u lol
Hh: pls don't haha
(We pay the bill and I go to her downstairs at the door, spin her then tell her ill call her)
(All in all great time 4me I loved every second now gotta pull of a good date and c what I can do- oh side note- as we are leaving state makes it a point to ask me what we are doing next and that he is gonna follow me, while infront of the girl, leader of men, thanx 4 that. A lot more happened but like I said its a mission to type) any feed back and advice is welcome and ideas for good dates- pharo signing off hope u enjoyed the read!!
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