Warning- I had a few beer and therefore this affects my ability to observe on a professional level. Also, just posting key parts of the night. Im not going to get into the details of chats with my friends, or just running into guys I know.

My friends(1 Christian, 1 AFC), and I go in. Apparently it's "Tight N bright" night. So 50% of the bar is dressed like an 80's Yoga Instructor. The other half dressed casually. The "bright" component came in with the massive amount of light sticks going around in this place.

We get to the bar, and there's a Natural next to us, I could tell. He warns us to get all of our drinks now, because they're usually very slow here. Im at the front of the line, it takes about 15 minutes for me to get my drink. I did not tip the hb10 bartender because she was fucking slow.

Later on, I spot 2 Asian girls(HB8 and HB 6), I approach them with "Apparently im not prepared tonight, Im going to need to borrow a few of these(as I pointed to the lightsticks)"
HB8: You want light sticks?
*she grabs a green light stick and puts it on my wrist*
Me-One is not enough.
*she goes to grab another green light stick, but I stop her*
Me- I already have a green one, I want a different color.
HB8-Ok, I give you purple.

I left to use the washroom. I recognized her lack of ability to speak English. I would need to be more direct.

On my way I recgonize a girl from class(HB 6.5), she has a BF and I wasnt really interested in her, but I decided to have a little fun.

Me- You don't have to be so shy. Stop texting, and actually talk to people.
HB- Im not shy lol.
Me- You're not doing a very good job of showing that. Those losers in our class would be more outgoing then you. You're not impressing me much!
HB- Oh Im very impressive, she then tapped me in the chest.
Me-You'll have to prove that to me.

I then left and went to the washroom.

I then approach the Asian again.

Me- It's been about a half hour(really 15 minutes but I exaggerated for effect),and you're still not dancing. Why not?
HB8- I am not good dancer! You want to dance with me?

I grab her hand, and go dance with her. She was right, she was a bad dancer, which was good for me because i am horrible.

After we dance, she says it's too hot. I realized I had to get her away from her friend.

I said "Let's go outside for a bit"
She agrees, we go outside.
We have a little conversation(just about what shes doing here, I tell her how I am a TA here)
I made a joke that she should bring me lunch to my office.
She puts her number into my phone.

I used a time constraint to try to get a kiss close, but it failed.

I said "I have to find my buddies and then leave"

I attempted to kiss close here. I went in and it didn't work(need some work here, this is twice Ive failed here)

Eventually, me and my buddies leave. When were going out, this guy falls out of his shoe, and this girl takes her high heel off. She was a hb9.

Me- You're struggling with those!
HB9- They're so uncomfortable!
she starts wiping dirt off her feet.
The guy she is with comes over and starts wiping it off himself.
HB9- Wipe it off with your sock!
And my friend and I are standing here, and I am in shock. This guy actually takes his shoe and sock off and wipes her foot off with his sock!
Me- Wow! You got him on the whip!
HB9- I just met him tonight
Me- You're doing a good job then. I wouldn't cleaned your feet
OG- She's beautiful, I need to treat her good!
As he's cleaning off her feet
HB9- Feet are gross!
A few slutty unnattractive girls walk by, and the HB9 notices.
HB9-*taps my arm* You could so get with those girls!
Me- Im about quality, not quantity.
OG- Me too this girl is beautiful! Ive had ten beer tonight!
This may explain his stupid actions, or is this a common talk by most men?
Me- Ive had 4, a nice social drink is all you need, the HB9 was agreeing with me.

HB9- I want to go to *bar x*(not the real name)
OG- I don't want to go there. I dont' like it.
HB9- Im going though.

I could tell this was an invite for me. However, I could not accept. I just told them both to have a good night and left. (please give advice here)

Overall I think the highlight here is the light stick opener. Try this one out, because the girl must touch you.



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