Ok, while it's fresh in the memory!
It's been a while since I've done anything PUA. The last few times I've been out with mates it was purely male bonding.. however last night I got back on the PUA scent again!
I had a lady friend coming over to watch a few films so I went to tescos to get one of them automatic air fresheners to get the flat how I wanted it (it was about 8pm). As I was walking down the aisles basket in hand, I saw a girl at the meat counter looking bored and (this is what I remember the most from last night) WITHOUT HESITATION I commented on how bored she was.
**Normally, I think about what I'm going to say before I say it (the 3 second rule doesn't normally apply to me as I don't suffer from AA as much as I used to), however due to fact I haven't done anything PUA for a while my lack of hesitation actually shocked the hell out of me!**
She said she's 'well bored' so I asked her if she's local (I'd never seen her before and I go to tescos all the time) and she says she lives in the neighbouring town and she got this job by accident. We make small talk about how rubbish this area was and then commented on the Tescos cooked chicken she was working on. She asked me if i wanted one as she made them earlier today, I said 'No, they taste like sh*t' - we both laughed.
I then said that they had no seasoning and she said when she cooks at home she goes through her cupboards and puts everything on the meat. So i then said: "So that means if you ever cooked for me I'd be eating peanut butter & jam chicken?" - she laughed again and was like 'No, you know what I mean'
I find out her name the fact she's a student, turkish and finishes at 9:30pm, I ask her can she speak it, she said all she can say is 'I love you'. I was like "steady on! I've only just met you", she was blushing and laughing but then tells me it in Turkish. I tell her I sued to date a Turkish girl (I did) and say that I've heard that before. We talk about where we go to go out, talk about films out in the cinema currently etc.
So now, I need to go back home to sort the place out and my phone is at home as I just ran out to get the air freshener so I ask her "how are we going to keep in touch?" (I love this line as it puts girls on the spot straight away) and she says flirtatiously "how ARE we going to keep in touch?", I then say "Well, if I have my phone, which I don't, I'd ask you for your number, but as I haven't got my phone, you tell me.."
.. then she says: "well, it's lucky for you I have MY phone on me then isn't it!".
She takes her phone out of her overalls and takes my number calls me for me to check when I get in. She then realises she doesn't even have my name yet
I tell her and then jokingly tell her to 'have fun' sarcastically knowing that she's as bored as hell and I leave!
This happened last night! Report over!
CHAT