Field Report August 27, 2010
Today was fun and disappointing. I arranged for a meet up with the HB 9 I want for an exclusive relationship for, and to my surprise she doesn’t show up. So, I take my wing fluffy( yes I know it sounds gay) to start gaming. I showed him the first episode of season two of the pick up artist to get him fired up. He was surprised to see guys like him and even worse. I first approach an HB9 in the vending machine section of my college. I open with a situational one( my favorites) saying don’t get the burger, try the bean and cheese burrito. It works and she says “ I want to get a burger.” “Which one” I ask? She says the jalapeno burger. I say a little spice in your life. My wing sits back and watches for my assessment. I then start talking further and start building rapport and she drops change. I recognize the shit test before it happens and only pick one dime up I say I am not picking them all up. She laughs and picks them up. LMAO The funny thing happens after negging her for buying a burger in a vending machine, something ironic happens. The burger almost comes out to the dropping point and stops right before. I immediately start laughing, she does and my wing does. I say this proves my point burgers don’t belong in vending machines. Then she says she is just going to buy chips. The other machine just takes the money. I at this point close saying your cool right down your face book. She does, I try to ask for the number too but no dice. I close this one, but wish I had more of a chance to escalate. Thing is stupid meetings in campus. She had one in the Puente club, The next pick up was an hb 8. Good enough to pick up and still showing my wing some things. Apparently he knows her and starts talking. I do an external interrupt and make myself known to her. She likes and I start onto a thread from the DVD case on the table. It is a law and order season 7 set. So I start off that. I get her name and continue. Blah, after building report, I grab the head phones in her hand. I escalate cause I so delicately touch and caress while talking about the head phones. SHE HAS her sister’s phone and just got a computer Logistically I go for the email cause she checks it, and well don’t want to mistake her for her twin sister. Ok Day I guess.

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