My Mates ( wingmen if you will ) pulled outside my house at 12 :00 they called me up and said "zappo look outside" , I seen them blasting music which would really piss my neighbors off so i ran downstairs to my front yard to tell them to turn it off and they grabbed me and forced me into their car. "time to hit town zappo , youve been studying too much and i havnt seen you in a while"
I Was very ressistant about this idea at first because i thought i was under dressed but then i looked at one of my other firends he was wearing shorts a teeshirt and flip flops. I thought to myself "fxck this town here we come! "
We arrived at town and went to club n.o1 We got knocked back because my friend was wearing shorts , we tried club n.o.2 exctly the same , same with n.o.3 and n.o.4 . It seemed like we werent getting into any where tonight. At that point i thought we may as well practise opening because our situation that we were in would make a great opener. I told the guys and they were up for it , so we decided to start our openings low down the chain and work our way up to the hottest girls , We started by opening up the police " excuse me , this is a bit strange but do you know any where that sells jeans at this time ? because my friend cant get into any clubs" they laughed and joked around with us for a bit ( yes police are actually human !!! )
We then opened a few set of girls who were really nice about it and laughed with us for a bit we didnt esculate because we only wanted to practice opening and this was a great opener for our situation !
The last set we opened was probably the best set , it was 2 women police officers we told them our situation they laughed suggested my friend went home and change but we told them that we lived to far away , SO they took us outside a bar and just said go in their making it obvious to the bouncers that they were to let us in

It was too funny and we just walked in without being stopped by the bouncers .
We were on a roll and i didnt want it to end neither did my 2 friends , we were deciding what was the best way to open people around us........ but my friend got knocked into and he started to joke around with the girl that did it , he put his new era hat on one of them and i began talking to her friend , The conversation was going smoothly and she was doing most of the talking , i thought fxck it im escalating ........ i dont know how but i just am . I started to poke fun at her lightly , i Would say to my mates " i dont trust theese girls they look mischevious " and i would ask if the one i talked to "bites " ect it went pretty well i had her laughing all night , and she was gagging for me to tell her how fit she she kept asking self validating questions . She kept rubbing her boobs on my body and leaned in to me all the time.She even offerd to buy me a drink. I had her an arm wrestle and a thumb war and i esculated in kino a lot.
Half an hour later my friends decided that they wanted to leave and find a better place but i should stay with this girl . ( i didnt want to be left in town on my own with no money and a phone that didnt work propally ) i asked my friends just to stay a while longer and they said no we will come pick u up later . She asked what i was doing and i told her im in a state of 2 minds i want to stay here and i want to go out with my friends.
She said i could probably convince you to stay here , i replied with go on
shE K-closed me after we finished i said " nice argument " my friends where outside making sexual refrences with their body to try and throw me off (in a joking manner) . I said that i was leaving , but she should come with me , she dragged her friend out of the bar and we met up with my mates at one point i was holding her hand and then the next point i said something to piss her off and she said she didnt want to hold my hand no more so i threw her hand away but i wasnt aresed she would say how she would go off and find someone else i just said go on then , but she came back to me eventually when i stook my arm out for her to link me . We walked casually through the streets and the police said hello to us and well done to me

so we stopped and just talked to them for a minute or so .
We were just walking through town and she said you guys should come back to ours , your not getting in any where else with shorts , i can make you guys some food and ive got plenty of ale. (SHE WAS GAME AS FXCK) . I wanted to go but my friend with the car wasnt so keen and i had too stay with him. She pleaded and pleaded for us to go back to hers for like half an hour straight but i couldn't leave my friends , so i number closed k-closed and she felt me up indecently in public
Why this is so great for me ? im doing this stuff already but only to girls who i have a mutual connection with , this was the first time that we have ever opened people up before and first time i k-closed a randomer with no mutual connection . She was also 7 years older than me ! ( which no one of my age ever does ) she wanted me back at her place so i probably could of f-closed. This was all within an hour.