22 May 2010 Tiger Tiger, London
Failure again. 0 closed. However I feel that I have improved my performance since last night but I am still light years behind Mystery.
Entered the club at 11pm, unfortunately the music was loud. Immediately me and my buddies started to walk around in order to have an overall look about the crowd. We had no visual contacts of anyone who's outstanding until a 4-set HBs 9 and 10 moved into our sight. Thanks to my buddy who spotted them. The set's physical exterior made my buddy start jumping like a mad rabbit got trapped in a cage. Yeah they were that smoking hot, no doubt that they were nr1 in the club at that moment. They were moving away from spot A to B, I thought aim high hit low. Observed, approached and negged:
Me: "Hey guys can I ask you a question?"
2 were totally interested and stuck their heads towards me.
HB1: "yeah of course"
Me: "Are you guys exotic dancers?"
I had a smile on my face. Now that I'm thinking about it I should had smiled more wickedly.
HB2: " no way we are?"
HB1: "Are you kidding?"
HB2: "What makes you think we are mate?"
HB1: "You are totally off the track"
They didnt let me finish.
By the time I was giving my reply they have already moved their heads away from me so I had to speak very loud.
Me: "Hey you can maybe take it as a compliment because you might be exotic"
The group left. I believe they never heard what I said.
I believe that the music distracted my comments as well that I should have waited until they were stationary.
A 2-set were moving towards me and I caught the eye contact with the first one HB8. She smiled back and raised her glass to cheer with mine.
I negged.
Me: "Hey where did you get your top?"
HB: "Erhmmm I think its hers" * pointing at her friend.
Me: "Alright its really nice but my mom got the same however it fits you just better."
I only managed to put a tiny smil. Should have done it differently.
HB: *giggles horribly*
Off they went.
Again loud music, I could easily have put more emotion in these keywords such as "soooo much better"!
Im not pro yet and should keep stopping people going from location A to B.
Chinese and Rock star
I threw a 3 sec look on the chinese HB6, she was with her "rock star" friend HB9. HB6 took off her high heels and made a gesture that I should hold them for her. I shook my head to indicate my refusal. She then approached me and
HB6: "You should be a gentleman"
Me: "I already am"
HB6: "But you are not acting as one"
Me: "I do when I meet a lady, you know a real one"
HB6 moved her hand upon me. IOI!!
HB6: "What do you mean!!??"
Me: "Nothing
"
And so on we had some small talk and I was really really interested in her friend blond Rock Star HB9, her friend was playing with her mobile while I was chatting. I thought wtf I cant wait anymore. I asked HB6: "So how do you guys know each other?" Man! I love that question.
HB6 forcefully grabbed her friend and introduced me.
I had a good small talk with HB9 and suddenly
HB9: "So what do you do"
Me: "My job is to make people happy"
HB9: "Oh. That's interesting, so you are like a promoter or something?"
Me: "Nope. I work in a hotel"
HB9: "Really? And what do you do there?"
*HB6 is grabbing me all over the place.* Its not an IOI, its an indication of I want to fuck with you right now!
Me: "Well. If you are a hotel guest how would you like me to make you happy???
"
HB9: "Oh you are tricky arent you? So you do almost everything."
Me: "No not almost everything but EVERYTHING. Anyway enough about me, what are you? A Rock Star? You look like a musician."
Somehow she just look like an musician"
HB9: "OMG how did you know that? Did my friend tell you?"
Me: "She didnt tell me anything. I dont know how I know it but you have this thing that rock star has."
As we are talking HB6 got somehow into a fight with a middle age dude who tried to hook her up and failed big time. She refused him and he got really really pissed. So HB9 had to leave me and start help her friend out. Man as an newbie I did not have any idea how to interact in a situation like this. *Mission failed* again.
CHAT