ever had one of those on spot genius moments?

i went Mint lounge last night, its very close to my house too (Mint lounge is great, the working class girls approach YOU in there)

anyway ..i extracted this girl, she was resisting all night, she wanted my number (but i knew she was too drunk for day 2, and she didnt live in Manc) anyway she said that she wanted to go home with me but she cant

i told her that im going to double check that i sent her the text to her phone of my number, but need her to come outside for my phone to get a signal, i took her outside and sent the text

i then took her hand and lead, we proceeded half way to my place and she resisted, i made out with her, and walked a bit further then met resistence again, and she walked back to the club

the great thing about Mint lounge is its shared toilets , so thought i gunna do the bathroom pull

i said "come back to the club with me , but i want to show you a cool room in the club"

i lead to the toilets , i pointed to a cubicle, and said there is a secret VIP room in that cubicle (with a cheeky smile) and lead her, and she resisted yet again so i thought, game over and i had a few girls that were into me i could go back to

i said goodbye to, but she then intro'ed me to her and i met all her friends, mostly guys who were giving me evil looks, but her female friends were telling me to look after her (helping)

i thought id push to the max for experience , and extract again, and told her to get some food with me then come back to the club, i told her to double check her phone that she has my number

this is my genius moment.....i told her to give me her blackberry phone as i know a cool trick to exchange numbers, i put the phone down my pants and left the venue and proceeded walk to my house, i made it seem childish so she was laughing about it , it was kinda like dangling a carrot infront of a donkey :p , feel free to use it, maybe you read that some other Guru used it in the past, but i thought of this myself in my childish ways

and thats it...

but i didnt fuck her , so this isnt a validation report, as it suddenly turned hairy, when she suddenly didnt follow me anymore, and i was thinking where she was, i went back to see her, (as im not thief), i suddenly then got mobbed by her guy friends who just left the club to go home and they hate me anyway

they were mighty angry, and i was literally surrounded and pulled the smeg smelling phone from my pants and gave it to them, getting ready to block a sudden punch, (i was sobre btw)

was gunna go back to the club to go back to my previous sets, but my head got fucked at that point so i proceeded to walk home and make love to my hand (will make a lay report on my hand)

P

p.s i apologize for my puncation and grammar, i suck

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