I was out and about in the city, (dressed more or less the same as the profile picture I have on the forum) going out to do a bit of sarging before I meet up with a friend to talk about plans for a holiday.. Fortunatly, I was meeting my friend in a coffee shop above a book store - I thought it would be perfect timing to try out Herbal's "Dating for Dummies" opener..

There was a suitable HB7 standing right next to the "Self Help Section" - I checked what was in her hand, she was reading some sort of spiritual book, so atleast she wasn't some some sort of nut job reading "how to overcome depression" books.

Anyways - I approach from the side, she give me a little look.. I reach over to the Dating for Dummies handbook, turn to page72.. titled "Lines You Should Not Use"..
I turn to her, coving my face with the book.. slowly I lower the book; and there she is.. laughing at me.. (i couldnt believe it how well this was going already)..

Me: *in the coolest voice i could put on * "sooo, do you come here often"
HB7: *giggle*.. no *giggle*
Me: "sooo, can i buy you...a book?"
HB7: "hahahaha" - this laugh is fucking annoying.
Me: "WOA!.. this book works GREAT! - here, your turn"

I take her book out of her hands and put it under my arm, this routine is working so well, but as I turn to put her book down onto a nearby table.. these two dudes - who I had noticed watching me, and obviously knew what I was doing..
By the way they were dressed - they had taken fashion tips from Mystery.

Annoyingly.. they approached me.
Cockblocker 1:"you're that guy.. off the forum arn't you..?"
Cockblocker 2: *talking to his friend* "see that.. thats Herbals opener.."

presumably they had read something I had written, or even asked him to Wing with me.. IF YOU'RE READIN THIS! YOU DIDN'T DO A GOOD JOB WINGING ME DID YOU!??.. SHE LEFT!

bastards.. i was shocked that a complete stranger recognised me.

-Illusionist.

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yup this is the type of Douchebag that would have been laughing their arses off and will probably do it to each other too. u know just for laughs. the only problem with douchebags like this is they never actually get laid.

anyway fuck em they dont know nothing about game and are just mindless drones.

big up too for doing that. funny as fuck that line.

Isn't this one of Neil Strauss - Style's openers? I could of swore I read this a long time ago.

Those guys clearly were amateurs they were still learning about the game, I'm sure they weren't after to get you Illusionist, they just didn't have the common sense to approach you appropriately or WING experience. I hope you corrected them on their mistake, and not totally ignored them because they will only become worse and more annoying to other PUA's.

It's like bad drivers, when someone cuts me off I use to get mad at them, and try to get ahead of them and scare the crap out of them, but after speaking to one of pricks that had cutt me off I realized they aren't after to get me or piss me off. The guy I met in the parking lot had some sort eye sight problem peripheral eye sight was deteriorating. He had no idea that he had cut me off, and after seeing how angry I had looked promised me he would go to a doctor because he was genuinely worried.

If I hadn't stopped him and told him, he would of gotten worse and probably ended up killing someone, or himself. Meh long story but ya, shit happens, and NOT EVERYBODY IS out to get you.

Lol, Phatryde - it's in Neil book, The Game - but I think it was introducted at the end of the book when his Project Holywood is underway and he meets Papa, Playboy, Herbal etc. Im positive that it is Herbals; i'm reading the book now to find it again.

..and yea, I get that not everyone is out to get me; not many people have a reason to hate me (appart for a few jealous boyfriends of women i've had the pleasure of 'meeting'). However, stuff like this does grind my gears.. but not to worry, everyone learns courtesy on way of another..

Still, damned funny that someone managed to spot me out - they asked me for my number to go out sarging, but i just said "no, I don't give my number to people.. I like to be in control".. (but I guess that is an automatic responce!)

I'll probably see them again.. and if I do, watch yourself - you might find yourself losing a target or three.

-Illusionist.

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"They were right when they said "just be yourself" they just never told you what "self" to be.." - Gunwitch

A lot of people use canned materials. And the guys who use Mystery Method must have read every single book on pick up

lmao.

Yeah but id have to say if I would have seen you do that I would have said something to ya. AFTER you got her haha sorry to hear the cock block's gl next time Remember that the dating for dumbbies is there haha like ur mini bookstore trap.

haha.

If I saw you doing that, I'd approach you and tell you you have beautiful eyes, and if I could touch them... and then I'd leave. It's code for: "I know what you are. "

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