| my wing and i played around a bit a few nights ago and opened a set or two around town. but last night we figured wed hit the club and see if sarging was and better in a different SPAM.
My buddy went with the college jacket and some jeans... too normal for me so i decided to play my usual game and walk the line between "wow that looks awesome" and "what on earth is he wearing" lime green shirt that glowed in the bar light, grey zip up hoodie, and a bright blue jacket with a great orange lining inside that was just barley visible. it looked pretty good. i also filled my pocket with tooth picks from the house and had one in at all times throughout the night making sure to stay smiling like i was on stage, after all we are performers arnt we? i had on some dark jeans but the killer was my brown sperry topsiders with a pair of black/white/grey/blue/green argile socks. they were outrageous.
we opened up the night with a three set that quickly turned into a two set. they girls bit and we chatted for a while but when i tried to isolate it was a shut down. they clearly had up a heavy BS and i wasnt going to take the time to disarm. they were HB7s at best
our second set we opened by asking two HB8's if my socks and shoes were a fashion nono. one loved it but the other diddnt. so i negged her calling her catwoman because of her almost all black outfit. we laughed for a little and used the best friends test. worked like a charm. i asked catwoman if she wanted to join me outside for a smoke. she accepted so i took her by the hand and walked her out. outside we chatted about college life and all the perks. she insisted her fingernails were dark purple so i pulled some kino, grabbed her hand and took a long hard look, purple indeed. (i had a buddy take the safety off my lighter earlier so when you spark a flame it shoots at-least 6-7 inches high, GREAT party trick, especially if you play it off like its no big deal. youtube it) after a bit i threw in a time constraint and told her she needed to give me her number incase i got lost going back into the club (it was a square) she laughed and agreed. #close. hell yes
we went into the bar and my buddy saw a pair of HB10s posted up in the corner like we always see them in movies smoking hooka, two platinum blondes. earlier we told ourselves tonight was going to be a learning experience so we walked over and i "held him back" telling them "not to listen" (which they did ofcourse) and we used the socks and shoes, they diddnt care but we laughed and had a good time. they seemed relieved that someone had the balls to approach and the game to not crash and burn and loved it when we showed them how to blow "Os" with the smoke. the one i was isolating has a flashing "kiss the birthday girl" pin on her shirt and insisted i kiss her. although tempting, i power shifted and told her she could kiss me ONLY because it was her birthday so she did. my buddy was happy and we decided to dismiss ourselves saying it was nice to meet them. KClose. Hell yes
THIS IS WHEN THE NIGHT WENT BAD.
my friend went off and did whatever it was that he was doing and i wanted to keep going, i was on a roll!
i went in solo, isolating one very cute girl with turquoise earrings, i told her i had bad news and she bit. i sarcastically told her i was breaking up with her and i heard all the rumors going around. she flirted and made eye contact and smile for a few minuets but then i said " i just dont know if i can do this anymore" she said "oh well", STRUTTED over to some guy and kissed him on the neck from behind, the long time boyfriend... ouch. she winked and i smiled and nodded my head in a "you win this time shedeavil" type of way but my confidence was shot.
i pulled the same thing on another girl about "the break up" and she for some reason thought i was serious??? i dont know but she took offense and almost ran the opposite way while i stood there like a tool... it was time to cut the losses and bail for the night.
ON THE RIDE HOME
the buddy and i discussed a few sticking points and ways to improve and my few were this. NO ALCOHOL, it made me too friendly and i was approaching people while in reality they should be approaching me. and two, dont go in without your wing, my buddy knew turquoise earrings was dating the guy and that was easily avoided if i just sat back and waited for a friend. and lastly, MORE MATERIAL, our stuff was good but we kept re using it. easy way to get cough and labeled. not good.
if there are any comments or suggestions please feel free! i appreciate all advice.
(also advice on how to follow up with the #, catwoman is hot and id defently like to see her again.)
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