so...
i was out with friends 4 one of their B'days and walked into this pub, with a smile on my face.. of course!! and str8 away i catch eye wit this black woman sat over the other side with her m8s, so i decided open the sets around her n her m8s to look good before moving onto them, after about an hour i move from the lads to small talk with random sets. (all the time i ws doin this i was acting like i was the one being gamed and i didnt pay any attention to the bar girls walkin round in hotpants.. i even NEG'd one of them pretty hard by passing her my empty glass n sayin fanx n then walkin off)
newayz told lee n al to cum outside 4 a fag, cus the set with the target in had moved outside. so i did my lighter opener on the targets friend.

ME- can i hav a light plz
girl- yeh, here
.... i then try to spark a fag n act like it dnt work, n pass it bk n then say
ME- can i hav a lighter that actually works

thts the opener i'v bin using alot l8li. it went down quite well

so then we got into small talk bout pubs n tht then i introduced al n lee into the set n hung back n let it go from there, making jokes about them asking us how old we we're n then takin the piss wen they asked us how old they looked.
i then repositioned myself next to the target...

Target- how old do u think i am??

ME- a true gentleman never says a ladies age .......... but i'm not a gentleman so i'd have to guess, late 40's!!
...........she laughs and playfully hits my arm (IOI)

Target- well i'm 36 actually ........ (feeling as though she has to qualify herself)

Me- wow i'm amazed, you dont look a day over 35 babe

target - shut up (she says while laughing and hitting me agen.


then one of her friends whispered "he's b alrite 4 u" so really loudly i said "i heard that!!" they both started laghing
"u on the pull then r ya?? " i said n she said no n then corrected herself n told me tht she was single but not out jus to pull.
so i said fuk tht, i'm guna find sum1 4 ya!
i lead her back inside the pub n looked around n said tht there was no1 in here gd enuf 4 her exept me n i sat down n patted the space by me... and she followed.

she then started the "ur soo handsome" thing n kept repeating it so i was like ok lets talk bout sumet else, we spoke bout work, then she sed it agen.. ( i took this as a bit of a shit test cus of how many times she sed it) so i followed wit the "ur very attractive... but so is alot of girls in here and beauty is common... blah blah routine from mystery.
this definatly scored points.. i then did the cube... more points,.. this was definatly the hook point. i only had one more obstacle to go, the age difference. she was 36, i'm 20 (or was at the time ... 22now). she told me tht if it wasnt 4 tht then she'd go 4 me.
so i got her to picture us talking like we had been and asked her how she wud of felt if we had of left untill tht point to ask our ages. this went down well. the IOI's were all there.
she suggested we exchange numbers and i go round her place in the week for "a few beers"

this field report is a bit old, but i just wanted sum feedback on what went well and what didnt go very well

after the number exchange - i didnt hear from her agen, she flaked totally ...

any idea why this way?? 2nd thoughts about the age difference mayb?
does any1 else have any similar experiences or any advice of getting around the age difference without lying??

many thanks
garagefan