Righty-oh!

I was out with my everest! People who know me may know what I am talking about. For you who dont... Well it is a girl, the one you see in your dreams, the one that you know that if you score you will be the biggest man in creation. Not healthy maybe but you know what I mean and the description saves time.

Anyway, there is something going on, we had sex and kiss on a regular basis, might call it a mistress whenever we got the chance. However, the thing is that we also date other people.

At least when the other one is not around.
Still it is annoying when people touch my stuff.

So we were out me and her and some other people and well, since she is absolutely awesome, sex on legs, she attracts a lot of attention.

People come up to her and try stuff, touch and feel, compliment, talk about whatever, start boring topics, try to impress. I got the feeling early on that a guy in our group was going to try something, and yeah, I was right. There was also another guy trying something but I didnt even recognize it as a pickup attempt as it was below all description.

It was not really breaking any rules and she had the right to do anything she wanted but I just cant stand by when people trespass on my property. If you guys are lame you comment on that comment...

However, A friend of mine says that it is quite fun that 3 people are playing, which menas 2 guys and her, and then of course me. So its really 4. Anyway, how do I prevent anyone from dragging my mistress off? Well my friends, old fashioned AMOGging.
I befriend the guy, I am not needy, I am not pathetic, I cockblock and above all I am the centre of the party! Absolutely no problems.

The thing that the guys didnt know, we are on a kissing basis, we have already had sex and above all... I am Ezo!
Who the fuck can compete with that?

Let me write that again! I am Ezo! The most freakin awesome guy in creation. I am overloaded with pure awesomeness, nothing even comes close to the level of awesomeness I hold in my hand. That is the feeling I show and feel! Let the losers play I will win anyway!

So I did!

Ezo