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Just a cut/paste of a field report I wrote from an awesome party I went to this year:
My mate's girlfriend (i was sitting with him) came over and threw her bra at me and told me it didnt fit... So I, naturally... Put it on.
I got up, looked for girls that I didn't know and stumbled upon an awesome 2set, HBFace + HBEyes, one had an amazing face, and the other amazing eyes (go figure.). I walked straight up to them and went "TOUCH MY FUCKING BRA," they looked at me, saw that i was serious and cracked up laughing, I continually stacked and plowed through everything, cut them off, grabbed both of them, one on each arm parading around the party yelling "TOUCH MY FUCKING BRA.” The girls were in hysterics, constantly IOI’ing, I had them both holding onto me, I continually let go, held their hands, held their waists and transitioned through them. Following the rule ‘If you can hold their hands you can kiss them,’ I knew I was in, and just continued using them for social proofing.
Guys were walking past Hi-5ing me, calling me awesome, and giving me some major props. I only found out 2 days ago that it was because they were standing around in a group and the conversation went “FUCK, Major respect to anyone who hooks up with either of those two girls” “Nah dude, they’d be impossible,” and bam – they were on my arm 2 minutes later.
A guy that I’d met about a year ago (give or take a few months) at a party which I completely rocked the shit out of, came up to me and said “DUDE, IS THAT CAMERON? YOU FUCKING ROCK MAN, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO,” he turned to the girls and said “THIS GUY IS THE FUCKING MAN, HE’S SUCH A CHAMP.” His friend then turned around and said “Is that the Cameron everyone always talks about?” and he replied “Yeah, HE’S FUCKING AWESOME.”
After about 10-20 minutes of me parading them around, them giving me a shit load of IOI’s, ‘I love your hair!’ ‘Your so good at dancing’ ‘Your so funny’ and then physical IOI’s, I decided to go for the threesome... Which as soon as I asked if they’d ever hooked up before they looked at me and were like ‘NO, WE’RE LIKE SISTERS, THAT’D BE DISGUSTING.’ I decided that I’d lose them both if I pushed for the threesome, and without anywhere to isolate them both to I began a search for someone to take HBFace off my arms.
I told them to go and get me a drink, in which they happily ran away looking for one – and went and got a mate of mine to wing me. He isolated HBFace easily (follow shiny thing rule with Buying Temperature) and they were hooking up on the other side of the party in about 5 minutes. Me and HBEyes were on the floor, leaning against the wall and I asked her if she had a BF (I’ve hooked up with too many girls with boyfriends this year and it’s caused me too much trouble for me to risk going through that shit again), she told me that she’d just broken up with a guy and I lied and said I’d just broken up with a girl.
She called my lie; ‘NO YOU HAVEN’T! Your just saying that to make me feel better!’
I looked at her and said, “You’re right, I am trying to make you feel better, but I’ve also just ended something with someone I care about and I came here tonight to have fun.”
She replies “Me too.”
Me: “Do you want to go for a walk?”
Her: “Yes.”
Idle chitchat for a few hundred metres away from the party... We stop in a park.
Me: “Do you want to make out.”
Her: “I don’t know.”
Me: “You do.”
& That was the first SNL/Party lay I'd gotten.
Following that, once we got back to the party there was a really quick k-close on a new chick, who her friend basically pulled me into the set and told me to hook up with her. It was pretty awesome, the first time I'd hooked up with a chick that was taller then me, and got to say - i loved it.
HBEyes added me on myspace a few weeks later, gave her my MSN and progressed to lay her a few weeks after that.
All in all, awesome party.
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