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| DIVEMASTER | PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:13 pm | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:00 pm Posts: 1 | | I want to share with you an experiance i had.
I was frustrated with the whole game method because it took too much of my time
and I only wanted sex without the relationship involved.
Dont get me wrong I enjoyed every second of it and i truly love women
Im just an software engineer student and dont have much time to spend on relationship
Anyway I decided to try something new.
I was at a bar when it hit me.
It was a student bar and I went to a 8 and used one of the cocky comedy lines
I used so many of them that eve that I cant remember exacly what was it but whats important is that after we started talking I said that she looks like a nice girl but I dont have time to relationship and I only wanna have fun... she laughed and I said that im looking for a friend with benifit
she started to become serius as if shes insulted and just when she was about to give me a slap I said if she knows one because she and I wont get along...
I saw the emotions changing in her face and she laughed.
she said she knows a girl but shes shy
I said that I dont like shy girls but I have a shy friend to fix her
she asked me where do I live and I said hold your horses you naughty girl...
I'll tell you but only if you promise not to harass me
she said that she cant promise anything
and I said its very close to here
maybe you can show me how to operate the washing machine
last time I tried to operate it I ended up walking in pink underwers and I noticed this weird dude checking me out and coming on to me! I told him that he is not my type but he wouldnt let go... kinda like you right now... asking me where do i live and stuff
i gave him the face and he knew it was better for him to leave!
I have to say that all that time I kino escelated her one step ahead and two steps back
she order her tab and said r u coming?
I said, ok but only for 5 min dont get any ideas...
what do you think i did that made it work?
yours truly,
DIVEMASTER
FROM ISRAEL
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